Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but they're just grass.

I wish for an unfulfilled wish.

 

Baa. Bleat. Bleeeat! (Granted. It's mine. Now fulfill it!)

Baa~ ( I wish for the universe to bow down to me~)

 

Granted, you get squashed by it's weight.

I wish to learn how to play the piano.

 

Granted but you only retain this knowledge for a second.

I wish I can draw better!

 

Granted but for the rest of you life you can only draw 1 thing

I wish I had a pet butterfly

 

Granted but it ran away the moment it spotted you.

I wish to be a boy!

 

Granted but your little brother will never be able to calm down even when you ‘soothe’ him.

I wish I didn’t keep waking up so late!

 

Granted but you'll always wake up too early from now on! And you can't go back to sleep after!

I wish I start waking up a bit late!

 

Granted but after each day you’ll find yourself waking up later and later...

I wish my turtle could speak!

 

Granted but all it does is insult you!

I wish for french fries!

 

Granted but when you wake up all the people you know turns into french fries.

I wish I gain some courage

 

Please quote the previous poster to notify them that the game is on going.

Granted, but only in time when you don't need it.

I wish for a bucket of fried chicken.

 

Granted, but it's been left out so long that the chicken isn't crispy anymore.

I wish I could read others' minds.

 

Granted but you can only hear if they are thinking of snakes!

I wish to become a sheep again!

 

Granted. You aren't fluffy and cute anymore though.

I wish to know what is beautiful and what not.

 

granted, but what you can see is inner beauty, and the sight of the twisted nature of humanity soon makes you wish to never have the power in the first place.

i wish for someone else wish to come true

 

Granted! EVERYONE BURNS HAHAHAHA!

I wish to be caaalm please!

 

granted, but only after you drink a gallon of coffee.

I wish for an easier sorting method.

 

Granted. It’s easier, but it’s gonna take longer.

I wish to stop feeling dead.

 

granted, now you feel undead with the urge to eat brains

I wish for a brighter future