Corrupt a Wish

Granted! You get a guillotine!

I wish for cherry blossoms to grow here...

 

Granted, but they wilt after a minute~

I wish for cereals~

 

Granted! You get a bowl of rice~

I wish for fresh milk...

 

Granted, but it's from a goat.

I wish for a hot bath~

 

Granted but it's in a spring near a volcano!

I wish for more time..

 

Granted, you'll be in a room isolated from the rest of the world and displaced in time~

I wish for skeletons in my closet~

 

Granted but they're party skeletons which means parties keep happening in your closet!

I wish for a dress I can wear for later.

 

I am innocent! dont torture me!

 

What are you talking about?

 

i am not someone to torture!

 

Your avi says otherwise~

 

i am cute... you are suppose to cuddle me nicely...

 

Granted, but it's old and wrinkly~

I wish for a matching suit~

 

Granted but it’s neon pink and orange!

I wish for new shoes.

 

Granted but it's made up of vines~

I wish to be better at calculation~

 

Granted but only if you’re reviewing your RPGs!

I wish for milk to be sweet tonight!

 

Granted but it's also spoiled.

I wish the next coin I flip lands on heads.

 

Granted
You watch as the coin magically bounces on 3 people's heads...

I wish to go home right now..

 

Granted but your home has been rooted by thieves all your belongings was stolen.

I wish some entertainment

 

Granted, but you'll be the start performer in a slapstick comedy.

I wish for a pillow.