Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but after inheriting the money, you got conned of billions of dollars and thus, lived poorly again.

I wish I could teleport to my desired location instantly.

 

Granted, but as a pile of red goo.

I wish for a mountain of gold under my name.

 

granted, but it turns out its not pure gold, but fool's gold

i wish to be able to use my brain at 100% capacity

 

Welp, you posted it first.

Granted, but your body couldn't keep up and you were left with a 3 second lag.

I wish to see a meteor shower

 

Granted, you already do though. . . unless you believe that 10% brain capacity myth. . .

Granted, on the front row seat right into collision.

I wish for a pet panda.

 

Granted. As pandas are properties of China, you were left with no choice but work there as a panda caretaker.

I wish to eat edible cake

 

Granted, it's edible alright. . . though you have to make it so it wont eat you first. . .

I wish for a Lamborghini.

 

granted but its only a bicycle with a cardboard body that look super authentic from outside

i wish stupid people live shorter lives, sorry, accidental post, edited.. and we're at the 666th page, wonder if that means something @Axiel

 

That would still be cool. . . your wish?

 

Granted but you were considered stupid by the International Stupidity Association and thus, you died early.

I wish to have a fluffy cloud to show off.

 

granted, but its high above the mesosphere near the thermosphere, so its normally not visible

i wish dragons are real and they are merely in hiding

 

Granted, but they’re secretly plotting to kill all humans because of all the pollution they created.

I wish to be lucky for the rest of my life~

 

Granted, but because of the Law of Conservation of Luck, everyone else becomes unlucky and that resulted to the end of the world.

I wish dragons are real, in hiding and very friendly.

 

Granted~
They are very friendly to animals and plants and extremely hostile to humans. So still, every human dies.

I wish to have eternal life + youth.

 

granted but you are in a vegetable state. only mind no body.

i wish unicorns are real, and they can grant wishes

 

Granted~
But they are extinct now. They died after granting so many wishes a million years ago.

I wish I could have the same power as one of the twelve main Olympian gods

 

granted, but then you wake up, and realize you have work tomorrow

i wish i can read mind

 

Granted, you can read your own mind.

I wish I could play video games perfectly.

 

thats not corrupting, but maybe i didn't phrase it well enough...

granted but the game only end in your death in real life regardless of ending/route/choices you made in game

i wish people were kinder to others irl and online

 

Granted, but they are only pretending to be kind. Deep down inside, they are always insulting and mocking others.

I wish to stop giving in to temptations...