Corrupt a Wish

granted, but you'll always be tormented every moment of your life for the decision you choose not to take

i wish life was simpler, like back in the old days..

 

Granted~ you got killed because they could kill without punishment.

I wish I'm rich

 

Granted, you’ve died and reincarnated into being a baby. Whenever you reach the age of five, you die again and reincarnate into being a baby, forever.

I wish for everyone to love the taste of @skullie~

 

Granted, you are now 129543895849357483948392075903176894285903285903276903285904359086432 x googol years old. You are very rich in expereince, even if being kept alive by a machine.

I wish for you to haunt skullie for a day and eat him again and again for as many years you’ve lived~

 

granted, but then they die afterwards due to indigestion.

i wish tomorrow would rain

 

Granted, it rains the blood of every nuffian excpt mine

I wish for doggo to grant my next wish

 

Granted, they are kind to others, but very harsh on you.

Granted, but only for one day

I wish I could find good novels to read.

 

Granted, it will rain here tomorrow.

I wish the rain stops

 

Granted, it's pay-walled

I wish the rain stops

 

granted, only for it to becomes a decade long drought afterwards

i wish time moves faster

 

Granted ~
Oh you're wall clock is broke, mate.

I wish I could predict the future

 

granted, but you could only predict what would not happen instead.

i wish we can all explore space next year

 

Granted, we die cause we're not prepared for space exploration yet.

I wish sleep likes me, too.

 

granted, but you'll be hunted by freddy krueger the moment you fell in deep sleep

i wish travel was free internationally.

 

Granted~
Travel is free but accommodation expenses rose exponentially every year.

I wish Freddy Krueger doesn't hunt me when I sleep

 

granted, but then you fell in love with each other and all your offspring looks like dried ballsacks.. euuuwwww

i wish you can go to sleep.

 

Yuck

Granted ~
You'll sleep. Forever. While having nightmare for eternity.

I wish I could think of a proper wish.

 

granted, but the moment you got one, you forgot it the moment you start typing.

i wish for happiness

 

Granted~
It's a lie. Happiness does not exist for real.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

granted, a broken new laptop

i wish for health