Corrupt a Wish

Granted, it is called “battle commoners”

I wish for your horns to be on novela’s head

 

granted, but the new trend involves dying irl if you're killed in-game

granted, but the horns suddenly undergo growth spurt until they suck all the life force from novela and killed her accidentally

i wish money really and actually loses value irl

 

Granted, every country just starts pumping out money and massie inflation happens

I wish for the internet to explode~

 

Granted, it blew up your face cartoonishly giving you an afro-like hairdo, charred face and smoke rising atop your head.

I wish for a new pot.

 

Granted, it is made from your horns,

I wish to have all 7 dragon balls

 

granted, but the pot is actually a mimic in disguise, yum, tasty hooman....

granted, but they are out of juice unfortunately..

i wish aliens are secretly blendiing in with humans

 

Granted, turns out you significant other is an alien,

I wish for everything and nothing at the same time~

 

Granted, they make smoothies out of them on Sundays.

I wish for cattle mutilations to stop.

 

granted, the world explode due to the paradox

granted, but the trend change to human mutilation

i wish, only one of you would reply to me...

 

Granted, but the other one breaks the wish with a paradox

I wish to have more minions~

 

Granted.... parallel worlds exists where you have nothing and another where you have everything but you can't interact with either making you regret having the knowledge as you see your other self struggle in one while the other relish is self indulgence in the other.

Granted, this senpai has noticed you, teehee~

I wish for a sunny weather with a slight chance of cows falling from the sky.

 

Granted, you are now a bald man with razor sharp nose. And you have some kids. and some minions....

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, copies of you fall from the sky

I wish for the replier to go onto skullies page and post, *chomp*

 

Granted, when the site dies and all users no longer logs in.

I wish for a super intelligent A.I. to reside on my hat.

 

granted, but they are plotting your fall secretly behind your back

granted, but the cows are all crazy and rampage if they land safely otherwise, the SPLAT are very messy to clean up...

i wish i have two heads and four hands to type with

 

Granted, but a third person begins replying as well

I wish for an audience to hear me sing~

 

granted, but on the day, you have a major sore throat that make you sound like an old frog.... GL

i wish everybody is happy

 

Granted, with everyone being happy, the concept of sad is lost and no one can be happy anymore.

I wish for someone to find the ring to rule them all~

 

Granted, they bee sniffling shrooms daily.

I wish for a new day yesterday.

 

granted, but the one that find the ring is actually brain dead, so nothing changes?

granted, but then the timeline branches and in that new day the world ends abruptly

p/s sniffing shrooms are not counted as corrupt...

i wish, people will give me a lot of money everytime they see me