Corrupt a Wish

Granted but only in your sleep. You'll forget about it as soon as you wake up

I wish I could sleep in all day, today.

 

Granted. But, as soon as you wake up, the world won't remember you existed.

I wish to have more nuffies

 

That doesn't sound so bad...

Granted but suddenly, the forum changes its currency and your nuffies are no longer valid and/or usable.

I wish for more good threads to appear. Sigh.

 

[I actually wanted to put "your loved ones" instead of "the world", but it seems a bit cruel.]

Granted. It will all appear as soon as you are offline.

I wish there's no time difference in world

 

[Same difference. The my loved ones are technically included in the term world]

Granted, every time you're online the internet crashes because of the huge load on the system.

I wish for more delicious ice cream.

 

Granted. You'll have more delicious ice cream but you'll choke to death minutes later.

I wish for BL novels in scribble hub

 

Granted, but your release filtering malfunctioned and you never knew they were there.

I wish for someone to talk to.

 

granted, but they once they start they won't shut up

I wish for the most secure password ever

 

Granted, but everyone is authorized to use whatever account you use that password for.

I wish to find a nuffian I'm close to in real life.

 

granted, but its a clone account that your yourself created

I wish for a hidden continent to exist

 

Granted, but when people told you about it, you thought they were just making things up

I wish to have some writing inspiration.

 

granted, but it involves heartbreak and the lose of all other meaning in your life

I wish for happiness pill

 

Granted, you got overdosed and die...

I wish I die in my sleep.

 

granted, it's in the middle of a nightmare

I wish to find a soul mate

 

Granted, you can't be together because it will cause the end of the world (saw this from a book plot haha)

I wish to buy an island.

 

granted, it sinks underwater after the purchase

I wish for some advice

 

Granted, everything became so much worse because of the advice

I wish you use an avi...

 

granted, but it would be something forgettable

I wish for better time management skills

 

Granted but that’s only for when you’re reading novels

I wish I can get away with being lazy~

 

Granted, but you'll die poor cause your laziness didn't earn you money.

I wish I could sleep peacefully this morning.