Corrupt a Wish

granted, but the battery will only last an hour at full capacity

i wish humans use their brains more.

 

Granted, they don't use their bodies at all.

I wish my wish was fulfilled

 

granted , but what did you wish for? a blackhole opened up at your precise location due to a paradox....

i wish senpai would notice me...

 

Granted, but senpai gets angry at you and blocks you.

I wish you had a bishie avatar...

 

granted, but only for half a second before changing back... only those lucky few got to see...

i wish for all the money in the world.

 

Granted, but the world meets it's end the next moment.

I wish for a bishie pic... ( C'mon gimme one... Craving bishies...)

 

granted, but you got the bishie of the shinigami world from death note

i wish for all the jewels in the world

 

(XD XD )
Granted, but you get arrested and sentenced to jail for stealing them.

I wish for more nuffies

 

granted, but they cost you your soul.

i wish that trump got a curse that make him only capable of speaking truths and no lies...

 

granted, but helps him get elected again, as he is the one person that's honest about what his doing

I wish for kidnapping victims to be returned home

 

wow, thats a nightmare? imagine being honest about being a white supremacist, the voters must've been fanatics...

granted, but they are returned in body bags... alive or not? you decide

i wish for psychic power

 

Granted, but you become retarded.

I wish to farm nuffies

 

granted, but then inflation strikes, prices went up by 2 million % and nuffies lose their value...

i wish terrorist doesn't exist..

 

Granted, a war of nukes takes place between the states. Splendid!

I wish @Ruyue is back...

 

Granted, but she comes back as a rebellious punk who likes to pick fights.

I wish wasps couldn't sting me.

 

granted, instead they stalk you and aims for your mouth when you fall asleep to go spelunking... scary...

i wish violent extremist would be visually identifiable so they can't hide amongst innocent people...

 

Granted, but they identifiable because everyone else around them are dead.

Why'd you have to give me that image?!

I wish I could summon good cake whenever I wanted.

 

sorry, got too corrupted...

granted, but they always comes with wasps circling around .....

i wish the world was a simpler place to live....

 

I'm breaking out the bug spray and flamethrower.

Granted, but it's simple because the entire world is ruled under a totalitarian regime that dictates your every move. No need to think for yourself, simply obey.

I wish I had anti bug powers.

 

granted, but the bugs are getting smarter and craftier by the day... your resistance only make them stronger, "what doesn't kills you make you stronger" becomes their newest life motto...

i wish for the power to see into people's heart..