Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it dies after its first dollar


I wish I would be able to eat anything without getting fat

 

granted, but you'll never be able to absorb any nutrients from food you eat, leading to death...

i wish for a power to pull thing to me from afar like the force or spiderman...

 

Granted but you bony be able to stop so every time you do that, you crash into the thing

I wish i could use a bow

 

Granted but you'll get arms comparable to a jojo character, only the arms.

I wish for more jojo references.

 

Granted but they all die

I wish for more anime

 

Granted but the animation quality declines and they're all just a copypasta of each other.

I wish for an obedient pet.

 

Granted, but only obeys your commands and doesn’t do anything else

I wish for a cat

 

granted, you get a feral man-eating sabertooth tiger, and you became its first meal...

i wish for a peaceful slumber

 

Granted but you never wake up

I wish to never wake up

 

Granted but you feel, hear and smell whatever's happening to you as you remain asleep.

I wish for a more toxic community.

 

Granted, but it becomes to toxic and you somehow die

I wish for silence

 

Granted, you become a useless husk without the joys of music and that drives you insane and you commit atrocious crimes like vandalizing the city walls with pictures of dogs and cats and rabbits and squirrels and such animals.

I wish for a lightning in a bottle.

 

granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg... plus a brother if you have one...

i wish for food

 

Granted, it's an original recipe called air food, you can't see it, you can't feel it but you just know it's there so you pretend to eat it heartily.

I wish for a heart breaking tragedy.

 

granted, as a result your heart break and you become a lifeless husk with no meaning in life...

i wish for free cinema pass forever

 

Granted but they only play silent movies.

I wish for any artistic talent.

 

Granted but everyone around you has even better talent than you and you feel insecure about yourself

I wish I could sing well

 

Granted, but only when in a group choir, never sing solo else the world will see the end.

I wish I could go to the moon.

 

Granted, but you'll
Be stranded up there with no food and eventually die

I wish I could travel

 

Granted, you're strapped on a nuclear rocket bound to circle the world before going and explode to the sun.

I wish for a fancy hat.