Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, you get transported to the time when Moses sic'ed a bunch of locusts on the Egyptians.

    I wish I can visit the Pyramids.
     
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    Granted but you don't remember visiting

    I wish the sun could talk
     
  3. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, it spends the majority of its time trashtalking you and your life choices.

    I wish I could see the moon every night.
     
  4. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Granted but it's always whining about not meeting the sun
    I wish that it would stop raining
     
  5. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, welcome to the dry season where everything is hot and not a single cloud of rain is on sight. Good luck not getting dehydration.

    I wish for a mild breezy morning.
     
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    "Granted, but you shall experience the mild morning breeze with your open flesh, because there will be no skin left on you to protect your bones, tissues, and organs from the wind, heat, and heighten sensitivity."

    ~~I wish for a starry night in the abyss.
     
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    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, too bad you can't see it since you're not in the abyss.

    I wish for brand new headphones.
     
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    "Granted, but the brand new headphones is invisible, thus being unable to see it to equip it."

    ~~I wish for a never ending tomorrow.
     
  9. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted. You're stuck in a time loop. Forever.

    I wish my bills were paid.
     
  10. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Granted, you are sold to someone for an indefinite amount of time, though

    I wish Laping stopped being a stalker
     
  11. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Granted but @Laling shall sutok you

    I wish @kitsune ale a stopped banning me
     
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    "Granted, but your account will be locked or terminated."

    ~~I wish I have more nuffies.
     
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    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Granted, but all the money you have ever had or will receive in the future become your nuffies, while you are a beggar forever,

    I wish @Kitsune Alea was an angel irl instead of having horns and a Hannya mask
     
  14. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Granted, but as my mother says, this one was naughty and got kicked out of the sky~

    I wish for raijuus to become raiju~
     
  15. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, @Blitz is now the only raiju in NUF. May his soul survive the wrath of the singles.

    I wish for cotton candy.
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Granted, it’s raining

    I wish for it to rain harder~
     
  17. Laling

    Laling Rest Easy, King

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    Granted, you get swept away by the flood caused by more rain.

    I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.
     
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    granted, it was found in a locker of a long abandoned school

    I wish for someone to be king of the world
     
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    Granted, I'll give you a hut and some farm land for enthroning me

    I wish the lion king live action movie used actual talking lions.
     
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    granted, but the story is turned into a gore fest involving the camera crew

    I wish for the world to unite as one