Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Svalinn

    Svalinn Well-Known Member

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    granted, prepare for the great penguin invasion where all of humanity was reduced to a few fishing towns made to fish for food for the great penguin overlords

    I wish for a world war fought with pillows.
     
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    granted, they're stuffed with left over nuclear waste though

    I wish for the god emperor of the universe to show up
     
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    granted, he took your teddy bear when you were but a child and now you've vowed for revenge by being the best teddy bear maker and deprives him of any of your creations

    I wish for a coffee bean
     
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    Grant, but you become that coffee bean yourself! :blobowoevil_horns:

    I wish for me to become a girl.
     
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    granted but you're just too manly so you turn into macho man randy savage just, just gender swapped

    I wish for a flash flood in my area
     
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    granted,the next morning you wake up in the middle of the ocean

    I wish for living snowmen
     
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    Granted, but they go into hiding due to the rising global temperature

    I wish for a robot butler
     
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    granted, but the high cost of maintenance for the thing means you are never home to use it

    I wish for a book collection
     
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    granted, but they're in digital format and full of misinformation

    I wish for a drill bit
     
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    Granted but it only works for a bit

    I wish for flare gun
     
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    granted, but you can only attract swarm of mosquitoes

    I wish for a deep voice
     
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    Your voice is so deep our ears can't hear it

    I wish for a wakeboard
     
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    granted, it's full of holes for uhh.... for easier use and uhh... water, water, less water resistance, yeah

    I wish to be omniscient
     
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    granted, due to knowing everything, you find everything meaningless, and thus waste way without doing anything

    I wish for some cough medicine
     
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    granted, but you get addicted to it that you purposely catch a diseases just so you can take the medicine

    I wish for ice cream
     
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    Granted, but you get 10 minutes brain freeze

    I wish to not be bored
     
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    granted, you're in pain 24/7

    I wish ice cream never melts outside my mouth
     
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    Granted, it never melts inside your mouth either.

    I wish for a midi keyboard.
     
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    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Wish granted.
    You got a
    Mildly Irritating, Definitely Irksome Keyboard.


    I wish for a dish washer.
     
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    :blob_teary:

    Granted, you get an impossibly creepy being that appears out of thin air every night to wash your dishes and stare at you as you sleep for repayment of sorts. Where they come from and what they really want from you, you'll never know...

    I wish for dodo birds and passenger pigeons to be unextinct.