Corrupt a Wish

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    WhitesRabbit48 Well-Known Member

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    Granted. "It" was dark, very dark. Nay, dare I say darker than even Black 3.0 paint! But "that"'! "That" is only as dark as Black 2.0! So, please, rest at ease!

    I wish for the swift arrival of dinner.
     
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    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Granted.
    Food now just gets teleported into your stomach without being chewed or anything.
    No satisfaction from any tasty food at all. And the unchewed food is harder to digest.

    I wish Edgey people just disappear :3
     
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    Granted. They disappear from wherever else they may be and reappear around you– all around you. Surrounded on all sides, escape is far, far away.

    I wish to frolic about aimlessly in a safe environment.
     
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    granted, you meet a strange man in a truck promising you that the next world would be better

    I wish for the internet to be deleted
     
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    Granted, but now no one knows how to do anything and mass chaos ensues.

    I wish for a magic salt shaker that does something cool.
     
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    granted, it contains suspicious white power that grants you audiovisual visions, and other surprises

    I wish for a griffin
     
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    Granted, my brother has been summoned to your side. Please feed him well.

    I wish for a better memory.
     
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    Granted, but you are alone in a room with naked and kinky burly old people and there doesn't seem to be any way out.
    I wish for the end of the world :blobdevil:
     
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    granted, but only your world, as the person you like rejects and humiliates you

    I wish for some motivation in my life
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted, you get a jar of suspicious white powder labeled 'motivation'.

    I wish for some cake.
     
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    granted, it contains alcohol so you aren't allowed to eat it

    I wish to be older and wiser
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted. But you die after being older and wiser for a day.

    I wish to know what to wish for.
     
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    Bakaturq Neko Neko Nyaaa

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    Granted, but you used up your only one wish.

    I wish to sleep immediately.
     
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    granted, you get hit in the head and black out, only to wake up to some dodgy looking basement

    I wish for some instructions on life
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted. You get instructions on how to pour water out of a boot.

    I wish I could talk in other languages.
     
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    granted, it the language of birds, so you can now hear the demeaning remarks they make in people's presence

    I wish for a pet war elephant
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted, but it's the chibi version.

    I wish for the ants in my house to leave and never come back.
     
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    granted, instead your house in infested with bees

    I wish for a safe place to hide
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted. That safe place is a scottish man's kilt.

    I wish to have a scottish accent.
     
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    granted, but it only appears at the most inappropriate of times

    I wish for better hand eye coordination