Corrupt a Wish

granted, you're only awake when it's night and will automatically collappse when the sun rises and wakes up when it sets

I wish for a monotone voice

 

granted, everyone you talk to think's your making fun of them

I wish for less flavors of icecream

 

granted, but now there is only one flavor, and it is your least favorite

I wish I had a bubble gun

 

granted, you're now the vigelante, bubble gun shooter, the mascot of your town

I wish I could rewind time

 

I would totally own that.

Granted, but you rewound time to your infancy and now cannot revert back to your proper time

I wish I could meet Macklemore in person

 

granted, you met mackarel moore since the person granting your wish had some issues with names

I wish for a freezer

 

granted, but it's broken and the parts to fix it no longer exist

I wish for a 12 string guitar

 

granted, but the strings have rusted, no, not my fault

I wish for a new keyboard

 

granted, but it's an old school one that doesn't work with any of your ports

I wish I had a Man n a Mission album

 

granted but you gave it to me as a sign of good will, thanks

I wish for a never-ending loop to occur

 

Granted, but it's a never-ending loop of screaming lolis (just saw clay so now all I can think about are lolis v.v)

I wish there was a new season of irregular at magic high

 

granted but it has the animation production of hey arnold

I wish for a stronger PC

 

Granted. But it had specs of early 2000s.

 

What is your wish @Averroes93 ?

 

Oh. Forgot about it. I wish can remember my wish.

 

That's okay, I'll restart to keep it going ^_^

I wish for an oreo cookie ice cream cake

 

granted, someone tries to dunking it in a milk shake, causing both the cake and the sake to be ruined

I wish for world domination

 

granted, you're now the leader of a planet so far away you can't see it through a telescope, can't communicate with it, and it is completely barren

I wish I could find a pen

 

Granted, but the pen has no more ink.

I wish, wishes comes true...

 

Granted but the wishes will automatically troll the one wishing for it. Be careful what you wish for or it may take a chunk out of your ass.

I wish other people's wishes would come true.