Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Community Games' started by Aria Hime, Feb 5, 2016.

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  1. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    granted, but if you ever use it your muscles would tear and be permanently damaged

    I wish for the ultimate crossover series
     
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    Laling Hmmm...

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    Granted. It's a mismatch of different shitty animes joined together to fit a single even more shitty anime.

    I wish for the death of the current president in USA.
     
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    granted, its of murder, of which you are convicted of and spend the rest of your days in a isolated cell away from any form of human companionship

    I wish for a set of life skills
     
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    VBS Cpt. Awesome

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    You are granted the set of life skills guaranteed to lead to a miserable life.

    I wish this thread would die.
     
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    granted, it was, but worry not for I am here ~!!

    I wish for a snappy catchphrase
     
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    VBS Cpt. Awesome

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    Your snappy catchphrase is now: "snap"

    I wish for a familiar that can fire a beam...
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    Granted, but only for one shot
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    I wish for a day to be twice as long and half as stressful
     
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    granted, but nights are a quarter of what they use to be and your sleep schedule is changed to match

    I wish for everyone in the world to have animal ears:blobsnow:
     
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    Granted but nobody can hear through them anything and becomes deaf.

    I wish I can find a boyfriend like the ones from shoujo novels.
     
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    granted they abandon everything just to be with you, including their job, education and all morality and common sense

    I wish for a coin
     
  11. wonderer

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    granted, its stuck to the sidewalk with super glue

    I wish to be a origami master
     
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    granted but you can only make cicadas

    I wish for the power of teleportation
     
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    granted, but you have to take into consideration the rotations and orbits of the celestial bodies when deciding the location of where you are to teleport to.

    I wish for a cure for stupidity
     
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    granted but you need to travel through 7 mountains on foot to ask for a legendary duck sage for the ingredients of the almighty cure stupidity potion.

    I wish to have a menacing gaze
     
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    granted, it can only be used when you run out of change when buying something, and only then

    I wish for that bamboo knocker thing
     
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    Granted, but its cursed so everytime you use it something unlucky will happen.

    I wish to be a doctor
     
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    wolfeinstein24 [Practioner of the Daos of Lurking and Leeching]

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    Granted, but you can only treat health people.

    I wish for a big plate of dragon roast
     
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    Kumo723 Keyblade Wielder of Anguis

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    Granted, but dragon's mate came to find you.

    I wish to a titled douluo
     
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    Granted, but you are only a stepping stone for someone else glory

    I wish to rid the world of cursed objects
     
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    Kumo723 Keyblade Wielder of Anguis

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    Granted, but all the curse fall onto your person.

    I wish to be an archaeologist