Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it's on a deserted island.
I wise Olaf would be real.

 

granted, you get a dual ax wielding viking barreling down your hallway

I wish for the world to be half its size

 

Granted, but you will become twice it's size.

I wish for all my loved ones and I to be immortal.

 

Granted but all your loved ones fall into depression since this doesn't count their loved ones. They wish for death... orgy happens between your loved ones and some just become maniacs.

I wish for @Osamaru to play with me on DST (feeling the urge might actually get him to on Friday onstead '3')!

 

Granted?, I don't know did it work out? @Osamaru

I wish to move forward

 

Your pose to corrupt the wish Orz

Granted, you move forward 10000km/he till you break the speed of sound but your body cant keep up, you known know how to move that fast so you feel like vomiting out your inside, your organs can take it and all or before that happens you accidentally run deep into the oceans and die from drowning or falling into a bottomless pit

I wish that animals could talk

 

granted, but they all have a condescending attitude towards you
Sorta like this


I wish for a useful life skill

 

Granted, but an accident takes life

I wish to never waste time

 

Granted, you can no longer do anything for entertainment or pleasure. That includes eating or sleeping any more than is needed to stay alive.

I wish that my life was better.

 

Granted but misfortune always comes after a blessing

I wish everyone converted to fruitarians

 

Granted, but you became a fruit

I wish I could have more business partners

 

Granted but they betray you, stomp you to the ground cuz they were this mighty one’s secret agents mwahahahaha

I wish @PomeloCloud can never tell any lies henceforth

 

Where did all of these acts of violence come from??

Granted, but I can only tell your hidden secrets to everyone

I wish @Sansin06 would finally admit being a stalker herself

 

Lol not happening is what I would love to say but-
Granted only in your wildest dreams XD

I wish I could win loads of money in blackjack

 

Granted, but you bet them all and you lost the next instant xD

I wish I could feed all the desserts I make to my unwilling neighbors

 

granted, but you are sue out of house and home due to one of them being allergic

I wish for a new moon

 

Granted but the next second a meteorite smash it into pieces~

I wish someone could feed me everyday

 

Granted, but they feed you with century eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner

I wish for a fully functional shipyard with ships

 

granted but it's in a microscopic scale that it'd take centuries for the current technology to advance just to observe it, but it has your name on a giant signboard on it, relative to its size of course.

I wish for a time loop

 

granted, but you would have no memories of events before the start of the loop, each time it resets

I wish for all canceled movies ideas to get produced