Corrupt a Wish

granted, they die after a few seconds of shifting

I wish for my own space suit

 

Granted but it will have holes when you are flying around in space and will die of lack or oxygen.

I wish to see a fireflies tree.

 

granted, but you see a pack of kids pour insecticide and burn the tree afterwards that results into a forest fire

I wish to have the best poker face

 

Granted but you won't be able to laugh for ever and will apoear rude for having poker face when someone cracks a really funny joke.

I wish to eat every vegetable without complaining.

 

granted, but it doesn't mean that they'll taste any better

I wish to inherit a ton of cash

 

Granted but it comes with a condition that you have to get married and have 100 kids.

I wish to own a food factory.

 

granted, but it's a food factory for cannibals as you'll process human meat for consumption

I wish for a better future

 

Granted but you are no longer in that future.

I wish that I can eat as much as I want without getting fat.

 

granted, you slowly lose muscle, fat and other stuff that comprise your body until nothing is left but skin and bones

I wish for the fountain of youth

 

Granted it could only be to prolong your youthfulness, that's only if you are young but you get access to it after you cross your youthful age.


I wish to eat naan

 

granted, but it's the last thing you'll ever eat

I wish to have selective memory

 

Granted the selection isn't in your hand and you end up remembering mostly useless and sad things.

I wish there won't exist a reaction time for machines

 

granted, they just break for no reason

I wish for a plot of land to rule over

 

Granted it would be a smol smol plot, say around 1nm^2 without any value


I wish I could pause time to gain more time to complete my assignment

 

granted but you get a failing grade nontheless

I wish to have a good ending

 

Granted the epilogue would be a nightmare


I wish to beat a certain hooman looking cat

 

granted, but it'll take centuries

I wish to have a soothing voice

 

granted it would get remodelled to a high pitchy voice in other's ears

I wish that flying cars were common

 

granted, and accidents with them even more so

I wish to be a necromancer

 

granted you would be surrounded by immortals , with no corpses around

I wish I had unlimited stamina