Corrupt a Wish

granted, you're now being made to run on an electricity producing treadmill for all eternity

I wish for a glass of orange

 

glass of orange? lmao granted the oranges taste bad after being squeezed in a puny glass

I wish for a glass of milkshake

 

granted, but it's a dog's milk

I wish for a new phone

 

Granted, too advanced for you to use.
I wish for a pet dragon

 

granted it gets overheated quickly, and one day it bursts in your hands

i wish to go on a safari

 

granted, but you're being hunted by beaver hunters

I wish for a miracle

 

Granted, a miracle happened somewhere in the universe.

I wish to go to an all you can eat buffet.

 

granted, but you're the buffet

I wish for some inspiration

 

Granted, you will now be inspired to commit [Delete Life.Exe].

I wish to become uglier.

 

granted, but only as a title since you're already ugly as hell

I wish for a gold bar

 

Granted, a bar named gold has appeared along with a gang in your bedroom

I wish to eat kit kats for life

 

granted, you get bored of it after a few hours and die of choking after a week

I wish for a magic wand

 

Granted, but you can't use magic so you were labeled as a chibi

I wish to summon milkshakes.

 

granted, but they get summoned right above your head and will pour down on you

I wish to be able to summon ifrit

 

Granted, but you can't handle it so it went on a rampage and killed everyone.

I wish to summon a NekoMaid

 

granted, but it died a second after being summoned

I wish for a damascus sword

 

Granted, but due to the recipe being lost and a near by historical museum being robbed you became the first suspect and was tried, convict and sentenced to life.

I wish for 3 wishes

 

Granted but you become hollow after each wish
I wish for death

 

Granted but you're unable to enter heaven forever

I wish to have Alladin lamp

 

granted the genie won't follow your command, and will instead trap you inside the lamp

I wish to have a cup of tea