Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have to eat it off the bathroom floor.
I wish I could travel to different anime fantasy worlds.

 

Granted, but you're weak and will die. Even if it's a high school rom com thing, you'll die after being kicked by a tsundere

I wish I had a doughnut.

 

Granted, but it doesn't have a hole

I wish to travel abroad

 

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ranted. You are the donut and are holding yourself and a time continuum started.

I wish i wished.

 

granted. you travel to the bermuda triangle and never come back.

I wish to wish that I had wished.

 

Granted, but you only have 3 wishes

I wish people would stop being toxic

 

A lot of donuts don't have holes

Granted, now stop hurting my brain

I wisht hat I had a green lollipop

 

Granted, they now spit poison

I wish for a banana

 

Granted, but you will have to wrestle a monkey for it

I wish my work paid better

 

granted... you accidentally got a banana stuck up your a**

I wish to wish that I'd wished to have wished to wish to wished.

 

Not granted, you were supposed to stop hurting my brain.

 

Friendly neighborhood genie gives a middle finger.
I wish I had a leveling system.

 

granted. but you are always stuck at level one.

I wish I was the strongest man on earth!

 

Granted, but that doesn't make you that strong in the grand scheme of things, and you are super muscly and ugly

I wish I had a sandwich

 

Granted, but your presence alone would kill everyone

I wish i could be invisible

 

Granted. That sandwich is cursed and you are cursed with infertility because of the curse on the sandwich.


I wish for peace

 

Granted, you are the invisible dragon

Everyone dies

I wish for a piece of tape

 

Kidnappers use it to seal your mouth.
I wish for infinite wishes

 

granted. but you get cursed to wish for only death in each of those wished.

I wish to wish that I will wish.

 

Aladdin's genie commits suicide by overusing his brain.
I wish @CadmarLegend does not wish.