Corrupt a Wish

granted, but it was over the permitted size limit for an avatar

I wish for a new star to be born

 

Granted, but it'll be born right next to you.
I wish that artists who make good music get the recognition they deserve.

 

Granted, you lose the ability to hear
I wish for perfection

 

Granted, but it will disappear once you sober up.

I wish for summer to last a month longer

 

Granted, howe'er the other seasons will be extend by 100 years.

I wish for the death of all lolicons~

 

Granted however the shoutas will double their existence

I wish for everlasting life

 

Granted, your enemies will now live forever.

I wish for my tea to have magical properties

 

Granted but everytime you use everyone becomes immune to them

I wish for the tastiest healthiest dessert

 

Granted but you are now allergic to every ingredient.

I wish for the power to increase and decrease time on will.

 

Granted but it works for everyone but you
I wish for a good mood

 

granted… but it passed

I wish for super-strength when angry

 

Granted but you have to sacrifice an organ each time

I wish for a light rain

 

Granted, now it rains beams of light of such a high energy levels that it burns through every organic matter it encounters.

I wish for a trip through Asia

 

Granted but every 1meter someone you love dies

I wish for unlimited money

 

Granted, except every time you spend something, you get a brutal migraine for that long in the equivalent of hours. (Ex: I spend $10 so I have a migraine for ten hours).

I wish I could be less anxious.

 

Granted but everyone around you become thrice more anxious

I wish my stomach ache could stop

 

Granted, but an alien pops out.

I wish I could grant better wishes.

 

Granted but no one cares anymore

I wish my phone recharges itself till 100 without a charger

 

Granted, but every time it drops to 40 someone's teeth are suddenly torn from their mouth.

 

You look so excited? What do you wish for