Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Mr. Tired

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    OOPS. I was too happy tearing people's teeth out I forgot about me wish. Whoops. :blobmelt:
    Uh, I wish I remembered things better, aha.
     
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    Granted but each time you try to remember something you lose your life span by 2

    I wish I feel more awake right now without coffee
     
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    *Terrified*

    Granted, but every time you skip coffee, a roach appears on your shoulder.

    edit: OOH and I wish I was shorter.
     
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    Hahahaha, take your time
    Granted but every else becomes giants

    I wish I can eat my sibling's ice cream without getting in trouble or having a headache
     
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    Granted, but they eat one of your friends every time you do so.

    I wish that I wasn't allergic to tree nuts so I could eat them yayy
     
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    Granted, but now you are allergic to every food other than nuts:blobspearpeek:

    I wish for more nuffies
     
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    *wheeze*

    Granted, but every time you earn 50 nuffies, 20% gets sent to me. ::blobcatsmile::::blobcatsmile::::blobcatsmile::

    I wish I could turn invisible.
     
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    Granted, but whenever you turn invisible, you also go blind.

    I wish for the next corruptor to find $700
     
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    Granted, but rats are all over their yard.

    I wish I had 300 cats.
     
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    Granted, but they are from a world where dogs are called cats.

    I wish for the next person to find a nickle
     
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    Granted, but they trade it for two pennies, because two is more than one! :derpyblob:

    I wish I was smarter.
     
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    Granted, you become a little bit smarter than the you from when you were 3 years old.

    I wish for it to rain diamonds in the dessert
     
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    Granted, but scorpions enjoy using them as weapons and will toss them at you from speeds of 52 mph

    I wish I could feel less lonely.
     
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    Granted but it's only works when you sleep

    I wish no one texts me today
     
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    Granted, instead of texts you get calls

    I wish for a cup of ice cream
     
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    Granted but it's just glycerine

    I wish for some sweet tasty snack
     
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    Granted, its the snack thats just made of 100% artificial sugar

    I wish for a tiger
     
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    Granted, it'll kill you
    I wish for pretty roses with their throns removed
     
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    Granted, the stems just get poisonous instead

    I wish for more time
     
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    Granted, everyone hates you.

    I wish to live in an otome game.