Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you also have a shounen protagonist's bad luck

I wish I was better at sports

 

Tell me I have the protagonist halo too...?

Granted, you're now better at sports and worst at everything else

I wish there was an alien invasion...

 

Granted. You die.

I wish ink washed out easier

 

Nice.

Granted, your ink can be washed only with blood now

 

I wish for ww3

 

Granted but only if enroll on the front lines and fight

I wish to turn back time

 

Granted, but you meet yourself and cause a time paradox that destroys the world

I wish for a unicorn

 

Granted but it’s aquatic and is called a narwhal

I wish for the pain to go away

 

Granted, but it flies right back and hits you in the face

I wish sleeping in class didn't get you in trouble

 

granted, you get praised for working hard and studying all night instead, and you will work hard and study all night

I wish for a better tomorrow

 

Granted, but you wish too late and the tomorrow becomes today and thus cannot be fulfilled

I wish car sickness didn't exist

 

granted, cars no longer exist, motion sickness still does

I wish for a mountain of gold

 

Granted, but it's on the other side of the world and by the time you reach it to claim as your own world leaders have already divided it up and you never get to even touch it

I wish for longer days

 

Granted. You get sent to a planet with day cycle that is longer than earth's.

I wish to get my sleep schedule back to normal

 

Granted, but no one's active on NUF while you're awake

I wish my calculator was easier to read

 

Granted. Your calculator only give you "ERROR" response. It's easier to read right~

I wish my laptop fan is not noisy anymore

 

Granted , your laptop's fan won't be noisy anymore because it broke down !

I wish I could have some orange juice right now

 

granted, but it's just food coloring, an orange water they sold as orange juice

I wish for a world shattering event

 

The event is when Will Smith slaps Chris Rock.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

 

granted, you get 19 more set of eyes

I wish for a lucky break