Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you'll get arrested for cheating

I wish I could get a better Wi-Fi Router..

 

Granted, but your wifi billed increased bh 1500%

I wish for it

 

Granted, you have a 6''3 clown that is into hardcore BDSM and enjoys being in the sewers.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

 

granted, you now no longer have a back

I wish for a mountain of gold

 

Granted but it was taken from jewellery shops and your are arrested

I wish for my wish to granted without any catch in it

 

Your wish is granted but there are no window catches

 

Your wish is ungranted.

I wish to live and die as a Kamen Rider.

 

you get reborn or transmigrated into the body of your enemy after your death

I wish for a cute girlfriend who loves me ~

 

Oof. This is... not exactly corrupted, but rather an interesting scenario.

Granted, but she doesn't love only you, and rather spends time with her other "friends".

I wish for a fish's head.

 

The fish head swallowed your head and is acting a parasite and now everyone thinks you grew a fish head~

I wish Peppa pig doesn't look like a hair dryer~

 

granted but now they look like toothbrushes~

I wish for a new and very hot math proffesor

 

granted, but they never show up for class

I wish for a stronger phone reception

 

Granted, but all sites you visit take a long time to load.

I wish I had access to biggest library in world.

 

Granted, but now you are a baby, that only reach for the books on low shelves, and you can't read or write

I wish to be well received and accepted as a good person in any house that I enter

 

Granted, but the police outside won’t think so

I wish to be a better gamer

 

Granted, but better compared only to a new born.

I wish for gojo to be real

 

Granted, but you keep on barely missing him and have to endure everyone else around you talking about how they managed to run into gojo.

I wish math no longer existed

 

granted, meth no longer exists but other narcotics are still at large

I wish for a peaceful day

 

Granted but you remember all your embarrassing past as soon as sun goes down.
(Meth? )

I wish I stop feeling cold.

 

granted, you now feel a burning fever

I wish for world peace