Cremated or buried

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  1. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Silently preparing for a Hamster military invasion

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    I know it's a bit morbid, but would you rather be cremated or buried?
    I think I'd like to be cremated, have my ashes attached to a firework or a weak rocket, so that they scatter when they reach the lower bounds of the atmosphere.
     
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  2. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    I wanna be buried. The thought of being burned to ashes, even after death, scares me.
     
  3. daisukenowaifu

    daisukenowaifu Sleeping Philanthropist | Everyone's Unnie

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    Cremated! I don't want to be decomposed by microorganisms and fungi! Well, technically, my ashes would also decompose in that similar way, but it feels less repulsive to be cremated and then decomposed.
     
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    To be frank, I don't really care. If I am buried, I want to be buried right inside the walls of my house just so I can scare the shit out of people. If I am cremated, I would want my ashes to be made into food and said food to be given to pretty women, so that I can finally be inside of them.
     
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    That shit's kinky
     
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    I don’t really care how I’m buried. If I’m being buried then I hope that I can be buried somewhere where there isn’t a lot of corpses. If I were to be cremated then I don’t mind being turned into a firework. Plus my family can just keep my ashes at home if they like.
     
  7. UndyingSLIME10295

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    Wow, those ambitions. Respect!
     
  8. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Silently preparing for a Hamster military invasion

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    Instructions unclear fed your corpse to male models
     
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    UndyingSLIME10295 Retired Bubble Popper

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    You forgot to add the option of becoming fertiliser...
     
  10. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Silently preparing for a Hamster military invasion

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    Won't we all become fertiliser eventually anyway?
     
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    Since I'm on my way to wizardhood, I don't want to spoil my chances of reanimating as a lich. So, a "burial" it has to be! :blobhero:
     
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    natsume142 だが、断る

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  13. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Silently preparing for a Hamster military invasion

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    So you don't want a spiderman 3 sandman resurrection sequence of your own, huh?
     
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    I hope they bury my corpse.
     
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    I’m somewhat interested in possible poll results. Personally, I would want to donate my organs if I died in a freak accident. Wouldn’t mind people dissecting my complete corpse for science either. The only thing I’m iffy about is if they sold my body to the army to be blown up for weapons testing. At least give the money to my family lol. Afterwards, I’d probably be cremated.
     
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    I want an epitaph engraved on my tombstone~~
    So wanna be BURIED^^
     
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    cremated because it's cheaper and doesn't need maintenance. I don't want to be a burden even after I died.
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’ve thought about it a lot. I’d prefer to be cremated for several reasons.
    My top reason is it’s cheaper. Besides that I like the idea of spreading my ashes on a cliff side facing the ocean. It just seems more spiritual and romantic. At least that’s what I hope to do
     
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    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    Cremated. The idea of rotting, being eaten by bugs, and the possibility of being excavated by far future archaeologists is too disturbing to me. I hope that my ashes can be scattered in the ocean like my grandfather’s were, but if that isn’t possible, I’d like them to be buried. (My step great grandfather’s ashes were buried, so this doesn’t seem unusual to me. I found it weirder when I found out that some people don’t bury the ashes) Of course, this is all after any organs of mine that are usable have been donated. (Although frankly, I’m not sure if any of them would be useful to someone else, I hope there’s at least one that is.)
     
  20. Not Red Yet

    Not Red Yet Well-Known Member

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    I’ll be dead so it’s not like I’ll know if I’m cremated or buried, or both.

    Never really cared either since you know, I’ll be dead :blob_coffee::blob_coffee::blob_coffee: