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In 第1329章 未来的修真界房地产大亨
A future real estate magnate of the cultivation world.
Shuhang obtained a level 9 degraded to level 8 snake skin that he can use to make the snake model of the 33 divine beast lifebound artifacts.

Lifebound artifact: before you reach tier 5 (gold core), you have a chance to create and bind a lifebound artifact that will grow with you.

The 33 divine beast lifebound artifacts: They happen to be a set of complementary artifacts, which can join together to from this super artifact. Shuhang is trying to make all of them and join them together into the complete form for his lifebound artifact. He will only have one chance when trying to bind and it's difficult because it's a bit like solving a puzzle. That's not even talking about the difficulty of collecting all the material and refining all the artifacts before reaching tier5. But Shuhang has really good luck and he can depend on Bai's luck (with some danger) as well. If he fails he can still bind the whale version single artifact. You can only have one lifebound artifact, your average practitioner of the 33 divine beast technique would only bind the artifact matching their animal (because the whole set even when made to level 4 tier is not something a level 4 tier cultivator can afford and Shuhang is going for tier 8 somehow right now).

第1330章 今天的我是不是起床姿势有点不对？
Did today's me somehow get out of bed wrong?
第1331章 你的头发非常值钱
Your hair is extremely expensive

 

By the way, Shuhang needs to make 2 sets because Bai two also wants a set. In exchange Shuhang won't owe Bai Two favors anymore, plus he might get some other benefits.

As of right now, Shuhang has whale parts from Eat Watermelon Profound Saint, a whale cultivator that ditched his body (and became a being purely made of light of virtue)... His bones were made into Whale Gauntlets.

North Emperor's pet turtle gave Shuhang two of his old shells (tier 8 profound saint level)... that are being made into shields.

He got some profound saint horse hoofs from the stud horse cultivator, who owed Shuhang his life (sorta) since Shuhang asked Snow Chef Fairy to stop cutting meat off him and cooking it for sneaking into her house. Actually the whole situation was a misunderstanding, but the stud horse is still super grateful. (Don't remember what these make but lucky charm? He got 4 and it takes 2 to make whatever this makes... lucky charm? Throwing shoes?)

For helping the dog sect that Dou Dou (Daoist Yellow Mountain's dog) was fake marrying into, he traded some whale bones for cheap and got some profound saint dog teeth... (which make rings)

He traded some dog teeth for profound saint rabbit fur (from someone whose girlfriend is a profound saint rabbit cultivator). ...and these make a cape

He traded whale scales for profound saint cow horns (which make a helmet)

He traded some whale bones for elephant tusks super cheap from an evil enemy profound saint elephant cultivator who chopped off and traded his own tusks for the sake of locating and killing Shuhang, who he suspected of being a member of the 33 divine beast sect. Unfortunately, the person performing the trade was Bai, and he got screwed. In the future, Shuhang and Bai might go hunt him down. (I think these make rings)

He got some goat horns from a profound saint demon who happened to have a goat head. He cooperated with Bai clone to slaughter the demon (also from the anti-33 divine beast faction... which I can almost rename the gift bearing faction). (I think these make horns for blowing)

There was the snake skin I mentioned (for boots).

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第1331章 你的头发非常值钱
Your hair is extremely expensive
He traded his blue hair from fusing Cloud Quail's eye for profound saint deer horns (which can make a bow)... from a calamity turtle. Not the one that tried to eat them and didn't communicate but from another once that was easier to negotiate with.

And Six Turns Fairy who is forging everything for him is super frustrated he keeps dumping such high quality material in front of her, one at a time. Earlier Shuhang said, it's impossible for him to get level 8 material for everything... and he's currently doing it xD

 

第1332章 不可思议的决定
An unthinkable decision
Shuhang woke up naked and found out he was in a second body because his revival artifact he just got in the last few chapters activated early. He was inside the turtle with countless body parts from Cloud Quail fairy. While he can't remember her due her being locked in the Heavenly Dao little white room, so her existence is forgotten by everyone, he knows she has blue hair. All the body parts are from her. They won't rot because they have been tainted by her eternal aura. In any case, he make the unthinkable decision of bringing all those body parts to his inner world. Maybe they'll be useful there.

第1333章 全套八品，不是梦，不是梦啊！
A complete set at eighth tier is not a dream... it's not a dream!
Shuhang wakes back up in his main body. He looks into his inner world and discovers his second body exists along with body parts and it wasn't a dream. He got a lot of tier 8 material.. now he's only missing 9 of the 33.

 

第1330章 今天的我是不是起床姿势有点不对？
Did today's me somehow get out of bed wrong?
Another turtle of calamity shows up and tries to eat Shuhang. Bai demonstrates his hax by imitating the tortoise's timespace phasing talent (imperfect and unable to escape Heavenly's Dao little prison dimension, which the turtle can, because Bai is making a spell based the talent while the tortoise has an organ that lets it phase perfectly). Bai wants to fight the turtle and dissect it to look at the organ. The turtle wants to trade instead of fighting, especially after they figured out it wasn't Shuhang but rather the blue hair he grew after using Cloud Quail's eye that has the mysterious power (which the turtle identified as power of eternity).
第1331章 你的头发非常值钱
Your hair is extremely expensive
Shuhang trades his hair for deer horns, which can be used to make a bow. He's tired so he goes to sleep on Bai's magic flying tractor.

 

第1334章 好无聊，好想怀孕
I'm so bored. I so want to get pregnant.

Shuhang them find that despite the hole the turtle of calamity ripped in the wall of the prison dimension they're locked in, all they got was a bunch of spoils and there is still no way out. Right now they're fishing for a turtle of calamity using Shuhang's blue hair of eternity, Bai wants to kill the next one that shows up and dissect it. He's really happy about that.

Cloud Quail on the other hand is in her little room super bored. Due to the fact they're in a Heavenly Dao's little white room, the connection to the Nine Dark World is broken. Therefore Cloud Quail's consciousness is dominant. She keeps saying, "I'm so bored." and trying to have a conversation with the Nine Dark Sovereign, the Ball thingy. But the ball is unconscious. She's so bored she ends up saying she wants to get pregnant... with Three Waves Sabermaster (the person in the chat group that most often courts death), possibly because she is also someone who seeks death (literally and figurative) since she is a ceaseless eternal being that will recover and get restored no matter what.

In any case, since she can't die and she's super bored, she decides to attempt to break through to profound saint rank.

第1335章 请你的意识去死一遍好吗？
Please let your consciousness die once, okay?

Cloud Quail gets dragged to the tribulation world. Song Shuhang's other body from a resurrection device made from his own eye and Cloud Quail's eye gets dragged in as well. Cloud Quail is happy because it means her tribulation will be more exciting. Nine Dark Sovereign wakes up and is pissed off since Nine Dark energy is weak against tribulation energy (dark and light type thing). Cloud Quail states it's a happy coincidence she didn't intend on killing the Nine Dark Sovereign consciousness in her body in this method and only activated the tribulation world because she's bored.

Shuhang on the outside suddenly feels like he's being electrocuted. At the end of the chapter, he states this familiar feeling is exactly like when he lent his arm to Bai during his profound saint tribulation and he kept on getting zapped.

 

why did Devil Monarch Anzhi kiddnaped the mc instead of Ah Shilu ?

 

Because he replied when the Devil Monarch called out Ah Shilu. Also, being a non human, he explains later on to Young Master Hai that he has trouble differentiating between humans and monkeys, and they all look the same to him

 

oh i see!...thank you! ....poor ah shilu ..she has the mc tittle stripped under her nose
at least the mc has his phone with him to chat with the group if needed

 

Actually the phone is with Ah Shilu. She was using it to call Ah Qi during the attack. After the attack, she still uses it to call Ah Qi as seen at the end of the chapter

 

pfff so mc has to fend for himshelf then xD ....his coments would be funny...also lol at that cute uncle xD

 

Ya, he's forced to fend for himself, the unfortunate guy. Well he'll get saved soon by a mystical dog!

 

Dog is my second favourite character after White

 

Ya? Honestly I like Shuhang more. White is first of course. White Two is also White and thus first. A lot of the side characters are hilarious but the ones that really stood out to me are Bai and maybe Soft Feather? Good Fortune Spiritual King is pretty good (as a gag) too.

 

hm... i like the karmic snake lady ... better...
the 3 of them (karmic snake lady, Yi He (his new ghost spirit as well as dao companion (?)) and shuhang make a great comedic team...
can anyone list all the 33 beast required to form the living artifact.

i want to know the animal list....

 

just read today 2 ch release...
the author release is too little...
if only it can release 3ch/day or maybe 5th

 

Man... two releases a day are a lot. People who release more have a chance of burning out. Two is a lot anyways.

I count the lady of promise and waiting as part of Shuhang, lol. She is his light of virtue... after all.

I'll post the latest chapters and what happened later... x_x

 

By the way the Lady of Promise and Waiting is the snake karma lady (aka light of virtue lady)'s name in ancient language.

第1336章 前所未见的渡劫法
A never before seen method for dealing with tribulation.
Cloud Quail dealt with tribulation by rolling around in the tribulation cloud trying to get the lightning to go into her body and kill off the consciousness of the Nine Dark Sovereign.
第1337章 境界飙车了，我的组合法器怎么办？
Cultivation Realm is racing upwards, oh no, what about my combination artifact?
Being zapped by tribulation lightning in a special regenerating body created from Cloud Quail's eye + his own regeneration technique = his body refining techniques improving really fast and his cultivation is rising super fast along with that. At this rate, he'll be 5th tier before his forges his combination artifact! He's imagining random nonsense like what if he had all the materials and an army of Six Turns Fairy to make his 33 divine beast artifacts.
第1338章 啊，又玩脱了～
Ah... I overdid it again~
Cloud Quail is trying to die. Once she dies, Shuhang will probably get zapped. Shuhang says, "Isn't living great? Why u must die?" because he doesn't know about the Nine Dark Sovereign situation. Luckily, he managed to run far enough before she died. She was aiming for a tribulation helium bomb, but ended up dying to a tribulation poison gas bomb instead. This is mostly because she released defensive aura and shut down her body strengthening technique right away. So she said, "Ah... I overdid it again~" ... which is somewhat of a catch phrase for her.
第1339章 不朽！
Ceaseless.
So Shuhang is super glad because he gets transported out of the tribulation world only at almost 3 immortal bones. If he controls his cultivation speed, he can finish his combination artifact before he breaks through to tier 5. Then suddenly he's back in the tribulation world cuz Cloud Quail revived, lol. And once again, the tribulation lightning refines his body and now he's at 3 immortal bones. This time tribulation magic artifacts appear and Cloud Quail successfully reduces herself to dust or rather the base of her ceaseless eternity, which is a ceaseless bone (this type of bone is unique to the body of the one occupying the Heavenly Dao position, but somehow Cloud Quail has it and is immortal as a result). Shuhang takes a look, even though he doesn't know what the bone is... a word comes to mind, "ceaseless".

 

it seems like shu hang is iron man in cultivation world...
his physical strenght is high. also after mutation to its Steel Hand it now become Steel Body.
his armor. is black armor that can fly on its own like iron man...
+ the sabre intent...

he is superb iron man
hahahaha

 

So is Shuhang lucky or unlucky? I haven't been able to tell

 

actually u can say he is lucky...
but can also say he is unlucky...

but the correct word is... wealth comes together with danger...
so like he collect treasure, the danger is maybe he got hit by meteorite or suffer senior white distracted...
like he join other people heaven tribulation... he suffer the from the lightning that can kill him, but it also help increasing his realm.
so it is lucky encounter and unlucky timing...

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if only that dragon daughter was in real word... i wish she can capture the author and force the author to write 10k words/ release...
hahaha