Dad Jokes

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  1. Trane

    Trane Well-Known Member

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    Why did the man take out the trash?


    His wife was waving a whip.
     
    Trane, Nov 8, 2017
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  2. ERROR505

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    Hey did you see that guy who was mauled by a tiger? They had to censor his face.

    I guess you could say that they really defaced him.
     
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  3. Dat_Karma

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    Why did the man throw a clock out of the window?

    Time flew
     
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  4. ZhaWarudo

    ZhaWarudo TOKI WO TOMARE!!!

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    So dad jokes are supposed to be lame? Oh boy I guess it makes sense, when I was ~18 my pops discovered jokes on the net and kept reciting them, it was reaaaally lame.
     
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  5. Serviet

    Serviet Random bumpkin

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    Why does the Earth have a rocky mood ? Because the sea is dampening it.
     
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  6. TobieThePom

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    What kind of bees make milk?



    Boobies!
     
    TobieThePom, Nov 8, 2017
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    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

    "You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"
     
    ilyess21, Nov 8, 2017
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  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Why is six afraid of seven? because seven, ate, nine. :notlikeblob:
     
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  9. Long-Lived_Fair_King

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    Why was death unwilling to cross the road? Because nobody was dying to see him. :blobexpressionless::facepalm:
     
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  10. gauthamc

    gauthamc [Dao of the Lonely Island]

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    I mean most people would roll their eyes at it but I know that they secretly giggle to themselves like toddlers.
     
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  11. rav1980

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    Booooooo
     
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  12. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    Two fish are swimming along, one hits a solid wall of concrete. "Dam" he said.
     
    SenjiQ, Nov 8, 2017
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  13. Khatulistiwa

    Khatulistiwa An Egg Eternal

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    Buncha dads here
     
    Khatulistiwa, Nov 8, 2017
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  14. little king

    little king Ruler of Sloth [Neko-form]

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    My dad hates being fat but he eats alot. . .:blobdrool::cookie:

    Ooops~ :blob_zipper_mouth:
     
    little king, Nov 8, 2017
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  15. Notaborax

    Notaborax 『Woeful One』『Poet』『Epi's & Azuka's Cat』

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    If apple made a car;
    would it have windows?



    badumtss
     
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    yes
     
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