K̢͕̞̀ͣį͔̫͉ͣl̫̤̭̖̩͇̰̍̓͞͞l͚̦̅͛̎̾̾͒ͮ̓ͧ.͓̻̳̖͉̑̏̇.̨͇̘͖̲ͧ̌ͥ̉ͩ.͖̳ͨͪ͑ ̙͈͍̱̰͙̗̏̈́͆ͮ̕͡m̵̘̯̜̘̺̽ͯ͋̔̋̆̑͛ͅe͚͓͈̣̣̹ͬ͊.͔̩̙̀̂ͬ̀̈́̈̇ͧ.̶͚̲͙̦̭̮̱̓ͫ̅̽̏̀͢ͅ.̡̠̅̊ͤ͑͆̾̋̑̈́͢
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Actually aren't all the sentences flawed, as there is no comma within the them so it's more like "Nooooo I don't have a brain." which would be closer to how you would say it if you were being sarcastic. Seeing as how you can't take a break between the two or for your example "Geiger counter I don't have a brain." Where Geiger counter becomes something you are talking to. XD
boobs and guns are kind of the norm, oddly my intrest is placed on the sword and spear propped up at the end of the table.