......... *reads out loud* LONGER LARGER FART*brrrrap!* ............. Seems my body has learned to fart on command.... I already find this funny, but a small part of me wonders if I should be worried xD
Such a coincidence, i was in the toilet doing my big business when what sounds like frothy gas comes out of me.
It's a dad thing. First it starts with a pull trigger, soon the kids wise up and you have to upgrade to a push(poke) trigger, after a while they will start dodging, so you upgrade again to a visual trigger what goes off when they look at it... and well at my age I've long since upgraded to the vocal trigger, which sadly misfires from time to time. I'm just glad I stopped there... I doubt I want to know what kind of collateral damage a thought trigger would cause.
A thought trigger huh? Mate if you do that, you will surpass the realm of dadhood, you will become an immortal
Dad *walking down the street* Dad ....... *bamf* Dad "Oh! Someone thought of the finger...." Sounds more like the ultimate "wasn't my fault" excuse lol!
I don't know what is going with those people but they literally fu**** up the translation and I was like "Whaaa " Some pages of this 'beautiful piece of art ', this is the next generation of translation here, they brought the abridged to the manga Spoiler: this is so funny :ROFLMAO: