Request Daily Laughs~

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  1. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    So far, yes :aww:
    I think that I read or saw something about that in some culture, dolphins are portrayed as evil and myth got it that they can become humans and kidnap people or something like that :hmm::blobunsure:
    So that is why :hmm:
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    Because his is bigger?
     
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    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Dolphins are rapist and murderers. They do it for fun... there have even been cases where they have killed snorkelers after pinning to the seafloor while they attempt to rape them.

    Sorry, Dou has kitty beat hands down

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    See above... dolphins can compete with humans in being evil.
    till an hour later when the cat shits on your pillow xD
    Soon followed by the country, and then society as a whole. Can't wait, 2020 can't get worse, right?
    this does not surprise me at all.
    To be honest, that actually sounds rather pleasant... could mutually hate rest of the world and still have a cuddle buddy!
    Honestly, 1 and 3 can right the face off and I would like to request an extra helping of #4....
    In my experience, most neighbors are assholes that pretend to be nice till they find an excuse to be a bastards openly.
    Suddenly, I want a roast beef and swisscheese triwich on rye....
    Looks more like Meatloaf rather then Elvis...
    The movies I remember were rather low budget affairs. They didn't even follow much of the lore. It was just two random guys in a fantasy setting. The books I read were decent, and the tabletop group I was a part of was even better. *shrug*
    *me regretting visiting family because they always talk politics*
    Das booked!
    Scary part, she tests them all herself to make sure they are upto her standards before selling....
    Thats OK, so are we... most of us are just better at hiding it then others xD
     
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    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    They have been doing it for years so it definitely shouldn't.
     
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    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    o_O they made a literal corndog....
    Half expected this one to be followed by the emergency snack fairy joke.
    It's all good! Your safe as long realize it means you can just safely ignore doing all the things you never wanted to in the first place.
    I have a feeling I would wear them both out...
    Totally worth the $580 discount!
    Death by bunga it is....
     
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    Because it is sort of insulting to the image of Jesus :facepalm:
     
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    Waited sooooo damn long for my b day to finnally come around just to post this meme here:[​IMG]
     
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    How to make a happy song into a sad song
     
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    How would numbers be depressed?

    And what baby would ribbit?

    And how does someone reach the conclusion that nuns are part of the CIA/FBI?
     
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    For numbers I think the joke is because there is the word 'negative' in 'negative numbers'
    As for babies, I don't know
    But for nuns, this probably could be a possible reason
     
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