.....wanna hear a @Papercut joke? You know how in the world, there are couples? Two-some, Three-some, well; You're Handsome~
The advice I was always told when looking for a wife, if they don't find you handsome, do your best to be handy...
Ever head of that joke about 3 women at a bar talking about how loose they are? One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber; and the other one is sliding down the bar stool~
Yes, and I pitty the third woman every time xD must take quite the man or more likely small person to satisfy her urges...