No worries, it's just something about skyrim not being able to give a character a beard or some shit.
Spoiler: Don't read this if you're not willing to be roasted by an evil person It's imortant to have childre-oh yeah.
Let me provide several counterpoints. 1) Those services exist in the US. 2) But they're mostly not that great, anyway. 3) Get thee a kinky girlfriend......Assuming you haven't got Masturbation Death Grip Syndrome (not even a joke XD). I recall a performance by Jimmy Carr on Netflix, where he makes the comments that men have "joke Tourette's" where every time anything remotely funny pops into their head they can't help but say it no matter how inappropriate, e.g. you're going to a funeral with your girlfriend; "Hey baby, your father's not the only thing here that's stiff."
Oh, two of the reasons I dislike Skyrim in a single post. No acrobatics and no spell crafting... It's not as fun. *doesn't quite get why tagging me on this image, but I can totally relate to it*
I think i know what "bus" you are thinking of.... From what i know of 'Murica, when people say "community service" it means their court mandated punishment for doing minor infractions... so this was not voluntary... And the cartoon is "Magic School bus" which is about a literal magic school bus that transforms so it can bring the students to various places so the teacher(who has the same hair as the girl in the pic) can teach science stuff... I knew it as a pc game before i knew there was a tv show..
Oh... Putting people that made law infractions near children...? That's not the wisest course of action I could think of, though I guess it depends on the infraction... Well, no wonder she feels like that then.