Daoist Ninefaps Turns Rule 34 (sort of 18+, implied nudity)

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  1. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Today is my birthday and i'm turning 34. (i know, i'm quite young for my current level of cultivation and it's even dual since i'm also a wizard.)

    Now, we must celebrate this with Rule 34 content but we must keep it SFW or else admin Tribulation will come down upon us like a golden shower.

    Post your SFW porn or rule 34 image, the image that gets me to chuckle the most will receive 10,000 Nuffies by the end of the day!~

    Here are some examples:
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    Let's keep it clean ladies(roleplayers) and gentlemen(pervs)!~
     
  2. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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  3. kelkel1133

    kelkel1133 Well-known Devil

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    Congrats, you're one year nearer into your grave.
     
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  4. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    Wow dude, really? Go fap somewhere else then. Go big or go home.

    ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA HORNY BASTARD!
     
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  5. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    so like whats rule 34? i don't keep track of internet made up rules.
    i only know the "you do not talk about fight club" and some of barney stinson's first rule.
    just to make things clear, Fight Club doesn't exist guys. you did not hear it from me.
     
  6. Deleted member 110464

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    FAPpy Birthday
    May you have a blast Fapping:blobparty:
     
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  7. HappyHavak

    HappyHavak The Laughing Sage

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    Maybe soon you will break the eternal bottleneck of the ninth fap and reach the realm of the legendary celestial faps.
     
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  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Rule 34 is , if it exists there's also a porn version of it to be found on the internet. Like the simpsons doing it or whatever.
     
  9. AardwarkThe2nd

    AardwarkThe2nd (R-18 writer) Aardwark, the king of aardvarks!

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  10. Valcryst

    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    Happy birthday and may you go and squirt your mayo all over for more years to cum... heh
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    Dat_Karma Still Here

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    The serious guy
     
  12. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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  13. GrimVeilRule

    GrimVeilRule Dux Bellorum

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    rule34.com go there
     
  14. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    We have a cumtender for the title!~
     
  15. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    Young man, you still have much more to experience, do not only cultivate, go find some nice peerless beauty too!
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  16. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    At least he pulled out...
     
  17. Valcryst

    Valcryst 『Theorizing Panda』 ʕ-ᴥ – ʔ 『Ddraigslayer』 ︻デ═一

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    A little ketchup-mayo never hurt anyone XD
    I used to like using that for fries...
    Damn, i am hankering for some now... :blobdrool:
    (I was planning on a reply with double entendres but i got too hungry XD)
     
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  18. EnerHighwave

    EnerHighwave Holy Daugther of Kyuu 8❤️ Speedy's pet Lovely's ❤️

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    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    :blobpeek::blobpeek::blobpeek:
    :blobwoah::blobwoah::blobwoah:
    :blobthinkingsmirk::blobthinkingsmirk::blobthinkingsmirk:
    :blobshh::blobshh::blobshh:
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    Darn Rebels. . .
    they used their trip wire method again!
     
  20. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    That's the problem with robots, they're always hard. :blobsleepless: let's hope he didn't 'Force' him/her.:blobwhistle:
     
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