Today is my birthday and i'm turning 34. (i know, i'm quite young for my current level of cultivation and it's even dual since i'm also a wizard.) Now, we must celebrate this with Rule 34 content but we must keep it SFW or else admin Tribulation will come down upon us like a golden shower. Post your SFW porn or rule 34 image, the image that gets me to chuckle the most will receive 10,000 Nuffies by the end of the day!~ Here are some examples: Let's keep it clean ladies(roleplayers) and gentlemen(pervs)!~
Wow dude, really? Go fap somewhere else then. Go big or go home. ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA HORNY BASTARD!
so like whats rule 34? i don't keep track of internet made up rules. i only know the "you do not talk about fight club" and some of barney stinson's first rule. just to make things clear, Fight Club doesn't exist guys. you did not hear it from me.
Maybe soon you will break the eternal bottleneck of the ninth fap and reach the realm of the legendary celestial faps.
Rule 34 is , if it exists there's also a porn version of it to be found on the internet. Like the simpsons doing it or whatever.
Young man, you still have much more to experience, do not only cultivate, go find some nice peerless beauty too!
A little ketchup-mayo never hurt anyone XD I used to like using that for fries... Damn, i am hankering for some now... (I was planning on a reply with double entendres but i got too hungry XD)