Request DEFEAT EX (unresolved)

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Imagine writing such a broken character in a story, and it is to the point where you have to find help from others on how to DEFEAT the broken character.

    How you do DEFEAT Entity X? Unknown. DEFEAT can be interpreted differently by different persons. What is Entity X (EX)? Unknown. Power of EX? Unknown. Threat level of EX? Lethal only to mankind. Mankind can be interpreted differently by different worlds.

    Killing EX is nigh impossible. Restraining EX is night impossible. Delaying EX is nigh impossible. Weakening is nigh impossible. Strengthening EX is nigh impossible. Altering EX is nigh impossible. Sealing EX is nigh impossible. Becoming EX is nigh impossible. Escaping EX is nigh impossible. Destroying EX is nigh impossible. Stopping EX is nigh impossible. Outlasting EX is nigh impossible. Defending EX is nigh impossible. Attacking EX is nigh impossible. Cursing EX is nigh impossible. Purifying EX is nigh impossible. Separating EX is nigh impossible. Recreating EX is nigh impossible. Transporting EX is nigh impossible. Contacting EX is nigh impossible.

    EX is akin to madness. Short exposure to EX will result in madness. Long exposure to EX will result in death.

    Should you successfully DEFEAT EX, then you will be rewarded with 250 N points. You will also be indirectly helping me find a way to DEFEAT EX without plot device.
     
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    onnyfp Well-Known Member

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    I will report EX to the administrator
     
  3. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Seducing EX, obviously.
     
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    onnyfp Well-Known Member

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    By the way, I thought you're talking about your actual EX. When I read you meant Entity X, I was quite disappointed.
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Huh? Are you suggesting I have an ex? Madness! You speak of heresy!
     
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    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Travel to the past and prevent Entity Ex from ever forming?
     
  7. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    I though at first you get stuck in some game that requires you to defeat your ex-whatever... Ranged from ex-girlfriend to ex-boss, or even further.

    Ah well. Still has the same madness level tho.
     
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    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    I just gonna have 'sex with the ex' ... and the ex will be defeated afterwards ... or during ... might even before ...
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    You went insane from exposing yourself to EX.
    You died from closing in EX.
    You went insane from attempting to alter EX.
    You died from having sex with EX.
     
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    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    Travel to a foreign planet. I will be an alien. I am therefore not part of "mankind".
     
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    Aicila Huh?

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    Closing in on EX? Nah. Who said I had to approach in the first place? Hard to get. EX comes to me.
     
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    RNGesus <<+10 Luck upon seeing this Nuffian>>

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    If I want to go further, incorporate alien dna into my genepool, my spawn will technically be neither human nor alien. I think having my kids survive the apocalypse counts as a win.
     
  13. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    use drones

    or release some wild hungry animals

    and i already am not very sane so how will that madness affect me
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    You and your family survived, but did not DEFEAT EX, so cause of death is natural depletion of lifespan. Exception is if EX infected appears and infects your designated planet's "mankind".
    You went insane from EX closing on you.
    Drones survived, but cannot sense EX.
    Wild hungry animals survived, but cannot sense EX.
    You died from exposure to EX. After madness is death and beyond death is unending madness. EX is akin to madness.
     
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    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    is EX a Lovecraft outer god ?
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    No, but madness is the byproduct of EX's presence on mankind.
     
  17. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    You can't defeat her aren't you... :blobReach:
     
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    If all those options are only 'nigh impossible' and not actually impossible, then you've just listed a lot of ways to beat EX...
     
  19. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    can i summon one using the necronomicon i have laying around.
    and drag EX down with me using what ever i summons (like nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath or Yidhra)
     
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    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I'm one lazy ass, but I need ideas, therefore this is the result of said need.
    Using Lovecraft's monsters will only make EX impossible to DEFEAT! It will not strengthen or weaken EX, but it will definitely make EX a true eternal and immortal existence. EX is currently nigh-impossible, but using "outer" forces on EX will make the situation worse.
     
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