Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Probably not Eli, May 4, 2021.
Write a sentence but ur grammer nd speling is sloly degradung
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I tried but Grammarly kept fixing it. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
This is hw i wrt al teh tm,
Shit posting hes degeerded greetly leetly
This thread brings me... PAIN! AGONY!
Read Flowers for Algernon...
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I meant going through the book. Ex:
Spoiler: First excerpt.
Progris riport 1 martch 3
Dr Strauss says I shoud rite down what I think and re-membir and evrey thing that happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint so they will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Miss Kinnian says mabye they can make me smart. I want to be smart. My name is Charlie Gordon I werk in Donners bakery where Mr Donner gives me 11 dollers a week and bred or cake if I want. I am 32 yeres old and next munth is my brithday. I tolld dr Strauss and perfesser Nemur I cant rite good but he says it dont matter he says I shud rite just like I talk and like I rite compushishens in Miss Kinnians class at the beekmin collidge center for retarted adults where I go to lern 3 times a week on my time off. Dr. Strauss says to rite a lot evrything I think and evrything that happins to me but I cant think anymor because I have nothing to rite so I will close for today ...
Spoiler: Later excerpt
PROGRESS REPORT 10
April 21—I figured out a new way to set up the mixing machines in the bakery to speed up production. Mr. Donner says he will save labor costs and increase profits. He gave me a fifty-dollar bonus and a ten-dollar-a-week raise.
I wanted to take Joe Carp and Frank Reilly out to lunch to celebrate, but Joe had to buy some things for his wife, and Frank was meeting his cousin for lunch. I guess it will take time for them to get used to the changes in me.
I missed out a few progress reports in between, but you can notice how his writing (and intelligence) gets markedly better.
Doesn't it get worse again anyway?
It gets worse as the sentanc gets longa and lonaa becuzz it haardaa ta keep trakce.
True, but the decline towards the end isn't as detailed. IIRC, it covers only about the last 10%(?) of the book. His writing only gets noticeably worse in the last couple of reports.
Separate names with a comma.