So a recent thread got me thinking about horrors and how I view them. Myself I have a few mates where a past time is just to watch horrors and enjoy ourselves. I'm the kind of person who likes to fuck around and that generally holds when group watching horrors too. So my question to you guys is what's the funniest dickest or just all round stupidest thing you've done while watching a horror, telling ghost stories or shortly after either? Myself I remember some friends kept telling me how good paranormal activities was and how her getting dragged out of the bed scared them so much. After all the hype they eventually convinced me to watch the sequel with them. So there we all are middle of the night lounging around TV with one of my mates (the one who was most verbal about how scary the bed dragging scene was) lying with her legs over the couchs side near my shoulder. This particularly scary part was coming up and I've watched enough horrors to get the timing right, so as it reaches its climactic moment I decide to jerk on her leg. She jumped like a Meter away, believe me much more impressive considering how she was lying. Needless to say she wouldn't sit near me for the rest of the movie. I though it was especially funny considering how afterwards when I wanted to go back into the dark TV room she kept insisting we should stay as a group and not separate so I ended up having an escort of like 3 people to go fetch a bloody pillow I had left behind XD.
The best ones require preparation. Utilizing fishing line, and something of your choosing, suspend it from the ceiling, make sure the room is dimly lit, or if possible, not lit at all besides for viewing screen. Then at the right moment you cut/release the fishing line, dropping the desired item onto/behind the target.
Whenever there's a quiet point in the middle of the movie imitate the murders voice and tap the shoulder of the person next to you
Way more prep work than I would ever do mate. Most prep I've ever done for a scare was in grade school where we all stayed in school at night for stay awake then went to hunt ghost in corridors. It zipped my jacket over my head and chased classmates from behind... Never seen them run that fast before I actually got scared of being left behind alone in the dark hallways without a light.
Jumpscare at my friend when he was so immersed in watching horror on my laptop. He got so freaked out that my laptop has become the victim
You can only do this whiles it is raining but have the curtains near the window open pretend to go to the bathroom. Change into a large hoodie go outside and walk right in front of the window and knock on it with your head down
While more than most would do, its not like its hard. They have hooks you can screw into walls/ceilings. I literally have them above my couch. At one point they held curtain rods, at others they hang wind chimes. At others I use fishing line to suspend a realistic hand to drop on unsuspecting horror viewers.
explained how such things are just something only exist inside the mind, isn't logical, defying physics and all round hogwash. then complained how the movies sucks and isn't scary at all.
Exposing my dick to a bunch of people on edge hardly seems like the safest thing for its health and well being mate XD. I've never been good with voice mimicry but I'm sure it'd be funny. Difficult to do though since I'm sure they'd notice your movement. Ouch that's harsh mate. Never scare people with hor drinks either... I learnt that the hard way. Don't think my mates would take kindly to me randomly adding hooks to their ceiling. They might even think I'm finally off my rocker.
i once had a friend, who, after watching a horrormovie when she was small, got a phobia of spiders. it was so bad, that when they hung up those publicity for smirnoff (i think) one with a wolf, and one with a spider, she literally walked past 2 metrostations, towards the third, because the others had the spider poster. well, the dickest ting i did was place a fake spider on her shoulder during a movie... i only learned of her phobia later, mind you, but still, she screamed and ran away at the speed of light, almost cried, and it took an hour of comforting her before she calmed down (i still got hit though, repeatedly) that's also when she told me the story of how bad she had it with spiders xo felt like such a dick afterwards... though i still find it funny.
Haha been there mate except with me it was a rubber snake. You ever get the "you could have given me a heart attack" speech. Sometimes the point of watching the horror is jus for us to sit back, laugh and make comments. The more terrible the movie the better.
After watching the horror movie, later that night while they're asleep knock on their window, wearing a scream mask
The dankest ding to do might be fapfap JK *cough*... forget the last part It is Dank to do pushups, while you watch horror
The dickest thing to do while watching a horror movie? Tamper with the video so that the viewers get rick rolled instead of getting jump scared.