Discussion Disciple system

Okay guys here is another one of my crappy ideas(hope it gets supported this time （ つ﹏╰）)
So I noticed that they ain't enough love for newbies in here, all we do is just say welcome tell them how to do stuff at Nuf then that's it from then on your on your own, as the are always new newbies but there aren't always new nuffians, as almost all the newbs become lurkers
So while I was bored exploring the internet (once again) why not have a disciple system where nuffians look for talented newbies to turn into nuffians
Then you take them around show them the ropes of Nuf and teach am what you know
Then we take the most talented newborn Nuffians and put them into a competition with each other to see who can get the most likes in a week
And the winners get nuffies
And the masters get their portion of the nuffies
We can even have a master ranking system where we rank them according to how many newbies turned nuffian
And what do rest of us nuffians who don't want to be masters do
We gamble
We bet a certain amount of nuffies on who we think will win the newbie competition

Spoiler: How it helps

You see this works cause we will have more people making more threads and more people answering threads that means more people making nuffies, that leads to more people spending nuffies which will then lead to people wanting more things to spend nuffies on which then leads @Tony working like a slave trying to add more features to the the shop

So support my idea or nah
If there are problems with this please point them out

 

do i count as a newbie

 

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

 

Nuffians are mostly bored people....this seem too much works....

 

Here come the tournament arc

 

i see the poor sod being abused somehow from all those trap here on nuf.....

Spoiler: if you are asking what is a trap

 

My disciple will use the brick of shitpost.

 

So the goal is to make a person that panders for likes?

 

technically I'm a newbie but I've also been lurker for years. how may messages do i need to send to change the newbie title?

 

100

 

Noo
Im talking about the new account member
I'm thinking of implementing the 3 month rule here
The newbies account must be more than 3 months old

This is just for fun
Nothing beat boredom than competition
And nuffies

Nah it's just to make nuffians
Likes is just a side goal
And to farm nuffies

 

I don’t know how, but I can see this starting a war. And I don’t know whose side I’d want to be on

 

This will end badly, when you say show them the ropes I can foresee a certain some one, cough cough @Shem cough cough, showing some innocent newbie the wrong way ...let's not make another victim.

 

This will end badly, when you say show them the ropes I can foresee a certain some one, cough cough @Shem cough cough, showing some innocent newbie the wrong way ...let's not make another victim.

 

Because those people who used to guide newbies(I was one of 'em) aren't that much active here anymore....

Also, iirc there are people who would say to ask them if you need any help, did you ask?
Do you want me to guide you down the right path? Mwahahahaha ↜ (۳｀∇´)۳ ψ *coughs*

 

Well *Cough* *Cough*
I'm not saying lead them down the wrong path
I mean like this could be a fun way to make nuffies
Instead of making it charity work we make it a competition
It could get interesting
You guys probably stopped cause you got bored doing it
What im proposing is straight outta a CN novel
We need a tournament arc here on Nuf

 

I must learn of the way

 

*cough* *cough*

If you look up knuckles now, mostly Ugandan Knuckles show up. ಠ.ಠ)

 

Nah, I became busy because I started translating and went back to reading mangas as well~

 

no, thats a horrible idea1