Let me tell you the meaning of cannibalism... You can link from giphy.com. Unfortunately but also fortunately for me, a gif like that doesn't exist kukuku
It's not cannibalism since we're the ones eating your kind. You can't blame us anyway since potato tastes great.
They do taste great, weather its the various ways to cook and deep fry it or after its turned into alcohol.
* Some other option I didn't think of Cucumbers of course Did you know I love those things? It was one of the only things I was able to eat for the past few days. I might start to believe in them too much at this rate.... Have you tried cucumbers with lime lately? If not, you should~ Eh, you can have the duck and potatoes on the side too if you want.