Dumbest Misunderstanding You’ve Had?

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  1. Napelynn

    Napelynn Tuna Angel

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    What’s the dumbest misunderstanding you’ve ever had?
     
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    Once, I asked my friend @Hellish how much stamina she had. @Catboy Ollie got mad cause he has a dirty mind and thought I was talking about something sexual and he threatened to divorce me.
     
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    There's so many to choose from, hmm...

    Ah. Yes, of course.
    The time my big time crush, whom I still think about a lot, actually asked me out and my dumbass turned them down. And for oh, about two years it is still a misunderstanding. I'm too much of a coward to confront them and apologize. I still regret it and it's just a festering wound now, really, that I'm too chicken to clear up. I really lucked out too since they're an awesome and genuinely caring person.


    I am Dumbass Supreme™️



    YO WHAT!? YOU MADE THAT UP, TELL SOMETHING REAL
     
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    Nah babe it's actually a true story-
     
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    Nah, that's some wack campfire story or something.
     
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    It's real-
     
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    When playing with stocks, I read the financial statement for a certain Social Media Company, saw that it never had a net profit and bet against it. Apparently when a stock is backed by investors with too much money, common sense gets thrown out the window. Needless to say, the manipulation was so bad that I was short-squeezed
     
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    My classmate said a guy touched her breast and ran away, so I went chased him and when I returned she said it was accident :blobsad:

    I would never involve myself with other humans anymore :blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek:
     
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    It took me years to realise that 9/11 was the 11th of September and not on the 9th of November, due to the different ways dates are displayed. It's one of those silly misunderstandings I'll never be afraid of telling anyone because of how good a laugh it is.
     
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    When someone pretended to be Zexy and then broke my (non-existent) heart and dumped me after less than a day! Said I was boring! :blobsob:
     
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    Binder like for pokemon card vs binder like for your chest
     
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    OUCH. What a belligerent banana, I hope they never find love.
     
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    You must’ve flipped the names around huh, coz that doesn’t seem to be a misunderstanding you had...
     
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    I'm not sure what you mean *sweats*
     
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    That loving someone means the person will love you too. Always a good lesson to be learned first hand.
     
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    None because I actually know how to speak to people unlike Korean Protagonists :blob_coffee::blob_coffee::blob_coffee:
     
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    I used to think the earth is flat, and the solar system revolves around the earth. This was before i got introduced to physics. Another misunderstanding of mine was that, superpowers exist in real life and normal people can get them, by different methods...... :notlikeblob:
     
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    Superpowers do exist.

    They go by the names "Charisma" and "Being Rich."
     
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    They are currently married. (On NUF. This all happened on NUF.)
     
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    Don't be shy shawtyyyy give me their @ so I can kindly quack at them and say hello :blobtorch: