Easy Idiot-proof delicious recipes

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  1. LittleBigSnowFlower

    LittleBigSnowFlower Active Member

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    Dry (。・ω・。)
    You just literally mix noodles with rice



    Though if it's too bland to your taste

    mix thoroughly raw eggs with some grated cheese with salt and peppero for a carbonara sauce instead ≧ω≦
     
  2. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive (and uneaten)

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    The baked potato sounds great!! I might try one and put cheddar cheese inside!!! :blobnosebleed:

    These are enoki mushrooms. They might look intimidating but clean them up and they're juicy AFFFFFF and delicious! You wrap the beef around each chunk of it! Also. my secret plan to make all nuffians hungry is working MUAHAHAHA:blobcat_knife:
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  3. Zheya

    Zheya Well-Known Member

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    Compared to Japanese anime mushrooms, are they expensive?
     
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    Sweet Sour Chicken

    Fried Chicken
    Cut chicken into bite size and marinade with a lil bit of black pepper
    Prepare the batter (Flour and Cold water)
    Fry the Chicken

    Sweet Sour Sauce
    Cut the garlic and ginger
    Fry the garlic and ginger until the smells
    After that put Tomato Sauce, Chili sauce and Oyster Sauce ( only need just a lil bit of Oyster Sauce )
    Mix it well
    Pour some water
    Ta-da, The sauce is done ( If you want thicker sauce, put a lil bit of cornstarch water )
    (If you want more sour taste, put the Tomato Sauce more. But if you want sweeter sauce, put a lil bit of sugar)

    Eat together with the fried chicken
     
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  5. LittleBigSnowFlower

    LittleBigSnowFlower Active Member

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    they are golden mushrooms... dont think they are that pricey (cant compare when i rarely cook with them though)
     
  6. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive (and uneaten)

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    No they're EXTREMELY CHEAP at least in my area. A pack in my country is less than 1 USD and is twice the amount in the picture. You can roast it in aluminum foil (so it starts to seep juice out) You can put it in hotpot (so it's extra juicy) It's very versatile.
    Wow you make me wonder how many eggs you go through in a week :cookie::cookie:
     
  7. wantek

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    thats the mushroom i think, just google enoki mushroom picture and you can see it
     
  8. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive (and uneaten)

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    Oh wow I've always thought sweet and sour sauce was a pain to make. This recipe sounds easy and great!! Thanks!! :bloblove::bloblove:
     
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    Wannabe-shutin Well-Known Member

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    Potato recipe (Gröstl)

    Ingredients:
    Meat
    Onions
    Potatoes (cooked)
    optional: eggs

    Preparation:
    - Put oil into the pan
    - Cut the onion and add it to the pan
    - Cut the meat and add it to the pan
    - Cut the potatoes and add it to the pan
    - Put it on a plate and either eat it with ketchup or put a sunny side up on top of it.

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    Zheya Well-Known Member

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    Is your AVI a NGE reference?
    Oh? Delicious by the very least, I assume.
     
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    Pressure cooker. Discount meats (worst case just buy ground beef and make meatballs or something). Vegetables like broccoli and brussel sprouts. Lard. Throw it all into the pot, pressure cook until meat is done (like 30 min, you can't really overcook it). Makes food for 2 days. Is keto, and will keep you full for 20 hours at a time.
     
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  12. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive (and uneaten)

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    I just made this earlier for lunch and it was so goooddddd

    Ingredients:
    1. Shrimp
    2. Chopped Garlic
    3. Butter
    4. Lemon Juice

    Steps.
    1. Melt the butter and then add in the shrimp. Salt and Pepper for Seasoning in case butter is unsalted. (I like to be generous with the salt)
    2. Add in the garlic until it becomes fragrant and the shrimp has been fully cooked.
    3. Add in 2 tbsp of lemon juice at the end and cook for 1 for minute.
    4. (optional) Add parsley if you want that extra herb goodness

    This doesn't only taste good. IT SMELLS SO GOOD. Not healthy to eat everyday due to amount of butter used but it's a good cheat meal :blobmelt::blobmelt:
     
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  13. LittleBigSnowFlower

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    Thanks for this ~
    Didn't think that sauce is simple to make

    We always have egg on stock if ever we just want a quick grub which doesn't take a minute or so ~
    our family loves egg dishes lol :blobjoy::blobjoy:

    Another egg dish ~
    Eggplant omelette
    Egg and eggplant and salt & pepper is all you need

    Burn the eggplant with skin on abit till the skin looks blackish and cracked...

    Remove the eggplant skin

    Prepare an eggbath for the eggplant
    (Mix eggs with salt and pepper on flat plate)

    Squash the eggplant meat on eggplant and let it soak for a minute or so (some like to still have the stalk remain but i usually remove them so i could eat it easier with one hand)

    Then just a simple fry in oil till golden brown and done ~
     
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    If you've got the rice in a pot and it's steaming hot you can just add the raw egg and stir it together, then cover and let cook for a few more minutes and you'll have perfectly cooked golden rice. Tastes good when mixed with meat and or vegetables.
     
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    Imma give ya the recipe for za perfect masala chai aka tea coz thats all me know

    Ingredients:
    • Chai masala (from your local Indian store)
    • Tea leaves (long leaf ones are better and if you want you can try the roasted variant too)
    • Mint (lemongrass works great too)
    • Ginger
    • Milk
    Recipe for 2 cups of tea


    1. Take 1 cup(250 ml) of warm water in a pot. If water is cold just keep the stove on as you add ingredients. Just make sure it doesn't boil.
    2. Add 2 tablespoons of tea leaves and 2 tablespoon of chai masala (add a quarter of spoon more if ya like it spicy)
    3. Grate an inch (2cm) of ginger, add half a handful of mint (or 1 lemongrass leaf).
    4. Turn on the stove if you haven't already. Wait for the mixture to start slowly bubbling around the edges. DO NOT LET IT COMPLETELY BOIL.
    5. Add some cold milk (hot milk works but you lose some flavor).
    6. Now wait for it to boil this time.
    7. Strain the tea and add sugar as you like (I usually add a a teaspoon to my cup)
    Keep the other cup for your all nighters or for yo roommates.
     
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    • 2~3 eggs
    • can of black eye beans
    • can of tuna
    • onion
    • parsley
    • tomatoes
    • mayonnaise
    Boil the eggs and beans separately. After boiling, drain the water from the beans and put them on a deep plate or similar tray. Peel the eggs, chop them on top of the beans. Open the can of tuna, drain the oil, and spread the tuna on top of the eggs and beans. Top it up with minced onion, parsley, chopped tomatoes and finalize with mayo to your liking. Mix it all, and, voilá: tuna salad!

    Next up: tuna bolognese.
     
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  17. Fryz

    Fryz Well-Known Member

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    Wow nice, I will try my luck with this sweet sour sauce.

    Last time I tried to make fancy sweet sour sauce, it becomes either just sweet sauce or just sour sauce...:cry:
     
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  18. tsundere_taichou

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    pretty much this but dont use tofu, that shit belongs in the garbage. just replace with any sort of meat really
     
  19. Delusion

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    Boiled Water

    Ingredients
    • Water
     
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    Egg, flour, pepper. Mix, deep fry.