Ebisu Translations Passes 493 releases!

After many years, the translating site "Ebisu Translations" has published 493 releases. In the site's beginning many others did not believe that Ebisu could get this far.
"How dare does Ebisu have the audacity to think that it can pass 493 releases," quoted from a snippet from sevenheavensdaosovereignsblackbelledconsorttls.com.
Another site, reincarnatedastrucksantls.com, said, "Ebisu Translations will never pass 493 releases. It's just impossible for such a peasant site to cultivate past the realm of 493 releases. Only grand nobles have reached that heavenly realm, and Ebisu will not be an exception."
Ebisu experienced a meteoric rise, despite the disastrous foretelling from its predecessor sites, due to its secret weapon and most amazing awesome greatest translator ever, LysUltima. She, besides being cute and cool and generally the best person in the world, gained the title of "Shamelys Queen" crowned upon her from her everpresent shameless advertising on the Forum of the Nu Country. Also being the epitome of perfection couldn't hurt.
However, LysUltima's advertising could only go so far. Nu Country's officials suppressed her, banning LysUltima (who's still amazing btw) from entering the public eye of the Forum. Advertising posts were stacked on top of each other, greatly reducing the exposure. But, the most important factor to the fall of LysUltima's shameless advertising was LysUltima's other main character trait besides shamelessness. Laziness. Nothing that her supporters did could stop her from staying at home and playing League of Legends all day. Soon, LysUltima's legacy was all but forgotten, and nary a shadow of her could be seen in the grand Forum.
Other sites rejoiced at the decline of Ebisu, but they wanted to completely cut its roots. An unknown site used its influence in the SeverHosting Sect to take Ebisu's fiancee site, Nekoyashiki, away. genericnovelpiratesite.com stole some of Ebisu's cultivation. As did copyofgenericnovelpiratesite.com and copyofcopyofgenericnovelpiratesite.com.
Still, Ebisu persisted through these perilous storms and treacherous waters. LysUltima took the key to the secretest secret forbidden weapon from her vault. She entered the Internet and went to a CN novel site. In that site was a door labeled "Boys Love." A small handle was mounted onto the door, and the handle had an even smaller keyhole. A perfect fit for the key in LysUltima's hand. She slowly pressed the key into the hole, and turned the handle. Golden light burst from the now-ajar door. Ebisu could be saved now, she thought.
Ebisu had received a copy of the ultimate BL text, Wo De Pico. Through it, Ebisu sped through the many realms of cultivation, completely surpassing the realm Ebisu was at even before its cultivation was stolen.
The arrogant young master sites came back, angry.
A quote from one such site, qidien.com, said that: "Ebisu's existence pisses me off."
And such, Ebisu had offended all of the arrogant young master sites. A few hacker lackeys threatened Ebisu's existence, but Ebisu was the main character. Ebisu invoked the power of Plot Armor and all its enemies died.
pew pew pew the invisible dragon comes down and kill them all
With the power of friendship, Ebisu directly passed into the realm of 494 releases, passing 493 releases. Congratulations for reading the text wall, and yes this is an advertisement.

Edit: I think people are taking this too seriously. I don't think anyone cares about the 493rd release.

 

Congratulations, and no I didn't read the text wall

 

is this poking fun at the asian hobbyist thread

 

Who is Ebisu? Never heard of it, maybe cause it isn't advertised much?

 

Ultimate super-duper ultra hyper Shameless shitpost advertising

 

jajaja, lol

 

Can't believe I read the entire post.

Reach the 500 milestone by completing translation of 'Remake our life!' .

 

Drama!

 

I don't get it, why that weird number shows up? Maybe 450.475 or 500 is logical, but 493? Are you making fun at someone?

 

493 is the milestone between the 493rd and the 494th realm of cultivation, duh.

 

Grats! I enjoy reading your material, and enjoy your efforts at poking fun at the person claiming to be hobbyist, yet doesnt enjoy translating novels as a hobby

 

congratulations

 

American Faux translations have passed the number of pokemon that were originally released~

 

mistakes were made has passed 173 mistakes in the form of releases since October.

Where's my money

 

I would have loved it if this post came up at 420

 

u not know Ebi?the group that takes novel hostage by releasing chapter every 3 months so that no one can take it?

 

Congratulations!

 

@Seraphic and his many eyes are thew main reason for ebisu's success.

 

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