Eccentrics and weirdos gathering

I thought NUF is already weird and eccentric enough?
Or is this for the higher tier people?

 

Summoning @Satan
Please enlighten these lower beings

 

So...imma post some steamy stuff here. You may recognize some of these.

"
He slips his hands under her cotton vest and her body spasms and slackens and he cups her small, cold breasts in his hands and feels the hard pearls of her nipples, like tiny secrets, against the barked palms of his hands. He feels the gradual winding down of her dying heart and can see a bluish tinge blossoming on the skin of her skull through her thin, ironed hair.

He puts his hands under her knees and manoeuvres her carefully so that her bottom rests on the edge of the settee. He slips his fingers underneath the worn elastic of her panties that are strung across the points of her hips, slips them to her ankles and softly draws apart her knees and feels again a watery ardour in his eyes as he negotiates a button and a zipper. It is exactly as he imagined it - the hair, the lips, the hole - and he slips his hands under her wasted buttocks and enters her like a f*cking pile driver. "

Why I do this? Cause I'm bored. And I know what you perverts like...

 

After Reading That I Can Only Say, @Cupcake Ninja :

 

http://storiesonline.net/s/72851/the-spark
http://storiesonline.net/s/75651/a-new-past

less boredom for you guys

 

for fun

 

Hehe~ yeah~

Alright, let's do this then.

*unzips pants*

Hehehe, take a look at this mighty oak

 

i just suddenly realized your the ntr sect leader weirdo

yeah more weirdos and eccentrics

?????

 

Oi, imma high caliber than those fools.

I'm simply....an NUFian

And that means I'm a cut above the rest.

 

nice

double weird way of nice

dont know momentum nice

not weird at all but hey nice

i guess i wanted the overkill nice

psh you and what id of eccentrics

 

Jiiiii~~~~~

 

I don't have an ID.

This is a way of life.

I don't need an ID for that.

 

the dao of no id huh thats rare stuff there not such a weak random dao

 

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/...r_z1u7p2JlffV8ufZTMmVsqSeEdkRrzMUqJz_6_52Eu8g

 

yes the jiii stare the mark of a true eccentrics

???

 

My Favourite Line In The Bible:

 

Just wanted to do it. Yes. Christians are zombie worshipers.

Let the zombie apocalypse come forth.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/...fFF4wDOdo0fmSt0j9hEJUS9C83-BbP6zd1dm5dGdAdGdA

 

nooooooo dam zombies trying to steal bacon all the time

 

dont forget that they are symbolic cannibals. they eat the flesh and drink the blood of christ every sunday