Eminem's Paradise

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  1. Deleted member 41274

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    Rhyming game, write as many lines as possible that rhyme. Poetry, rap, your sickest quotes, quotes you love from lyrics is all welcome

    @Frozen ink

    Wer hat das Gras weggeraucht?
    Wer rammt dir den Penis in den Bauch?
    Wer ist immer down mit mehr als einer Braut,
    fällt immer auf weil er grade Baut?

    B Tight!

    Prepare for some cringe, fellahs :/

     
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  2. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    imma a fly
    so crazy high
    flippin mah nigga
    with my eye~
    foo shizzle me dizzle
    desu~
     
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    Isn't it time for you to sleep,
    my tentacle desu monster?
    My rhymes are fucking cheap
    there's no word like songster
     
  4. UselessWastrel

    UselessWastrel Procrastinating Suicidal

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    pandas... yo
    snakes... yo
    peanut butter... yo
    *drops mic accidentally
     
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    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    I once took a shit in a stall
    so thick and so firm it stood tall
    but then the shit did not fall
    till finally it fell, and scraped my left ball
    [​IMG]
     
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    @Accidentally give it up for us?
    Did you see wastel's flow?
    He walked up for a blow
    and gave us hell of a show
     
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    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    I sleep when I can
    for this ain't japan
    but im bored as fk while I lay
    for mah jimmies be rustled today~
    desu~
     
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    All you talk about is excrements
    Like five months back at @Pyoo 's
    Once you pretend to be a gentleman
    There is no road back to be you
     
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    I heard nigga rhymes with nigga, is that true? :p
     
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    UselessWastrel Procrastinating Suicidal

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    my flow is like mah deek
    it's too fvkin theek
    nah that's a lie
    evriday I jus cri.
     
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    HavekZero A well meaning, contributing member of this forum

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    well, my poem list is that and twinkle twinkle little star so....
    yeah i'll stick with poop songs
    roses are red
    and violets are blue
    finish this poem
    and i'll poop in your shoe
     
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    Desu desu kempuku dango
    Dango dango daikazoku
    Give @Panda-emic another mango
    She loves them why ask zoku?
     
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    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    wait its Eminem paradise?
    I thought it was emu paradise
    and it a rhymes play
    but imma say
    chillo's out.. mudafuka
     
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    Ash to ash, dust to dust
    Wastrel and havek lick the rust ...(bite would be better...)
    For Wastrel is a whiny wastrel
    And havek trash to trash

    Fuck let me try again

    Trash to trash, waste to waste
    Love is a game Taylor loves to play
    She loves the players, she is quite gay
    This rhyme sucks, I'm out, bae

    TT^TT KILL ME
     
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    Wanted to make something @R0ro might like... XD

    I am out of rhymes, who gives a shit?
    Havek gives you all the shit!
    He never runs out of shit
    For Havek is the God of Chaos

    TT^TT
     
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    It's true... :D

    Nigahiga...

     
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    skirts are up
    pants are down

    body to body
    skin to skin

    when its stiff, stick it in
    it goes in dry, comes out wet

    the longer its in,
    the stronger it gets,

    it comes out dripping,
    and starts to sag,

    its not what you think
    its a lipton teabag
    quit being dirt minded
     
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    UselessWastrel Procrastinating Suicidal

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    Evritym i whine
    the people start to dine
    my words are the birds
    they fly into you world.
     
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    Thank you my brother
    You're the best forever
    Now I'm in debt
    When you create this thread
    Now with a dime
    In the pocket
    I'm tryna make some rhyme
    And buy you a locket
    Put a picture
    Of us together
    So in the future
    We can remember
    This moment of peace
    I hope you like my piece
    :D
     
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    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    there's a story that folk has all told
    for a being that had been sold
    its grows strong for when its cold
    only in hot, does its swim on its blood
    only some does they know what its called