Hi NUFFERS! Did you ever build a height illusion for your friends? If you ever did then you must have surely FAILED in your life at least once! This is a thread depicting the MOST EPIC FAIL OF MY WHOLE LIFE!!! Know this --- NEVER EXCHANGE THE DAMN MEDICAL CARDS WITH YOUR FRIENDS EVER! No, not this--- ---- DON'T EVEN THINK OF GOING TO THE DOCTOR WITH YOUR FRIEND IN TOW! Never must you succumb to the sweet temptaion of your friend's whispers! 3 years ago I first said that my height greatly increases every year to my best friend, From then on: Every once in a while I repeated the same phrase to my friend, I always ensured that my height is unknown by keeping it a secret from my friend, I always bought fancy hats and head wears to make my friend wander about my height, I always wore footwear with slightly high heels to once again conceal the facts, I always perfectly evaded the topics related to height and healthcare when I talked with my friend, I always ensured I had my height measuring days separate from my friend, AND WHAT COME OF IT IN THE END???? A SINGLE DARN MOMENT OF CARELESSNESS! My friend distracted me with chocolate cake today, while I was still sleepy and I without much thought gave my consent to go to the Clinic for height&measurements plus blood analysis today...(－‸ლ)(－‸ლ)(－‸ლ)(－‸ლ)(－‸ლ)(－‸ლ) Then nothing could be helped, when my friend asked to look in my medical card, while ensuring that I take a full and complete look in her card. There is no darn single excuse one could use when one has such a scheming friend who always ensures things are fair, when they want what they want!!!( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻ I still get embarassed remembering her grin at the time when she saw my 2cm height increase in 3 years... I decided to share this with you NUFFERS in order to fight away all my fears and embarrassments related to this event and I also encourage you to share YOUR epic fails with me here!!
@Novetsu @Lemonfairy @amilhs @Daisydacrazy @GoldenGoddess @Kitsune Alea I KNOW ALL OF YOU ARE LOLIS, SO DON'T SHY AWAY AND REVEAL YOUR DARK PAST TO ME NAOOO!!!
My height didn’t budge a bit since I was like 12? I think? My weight goes 30 kg up and down and up again, though. I decided not to go to high school reunion... though probably the biggest reason was not my looks (as by wearing fitting clothes I actually look quite all right), but probably the fact that I got no job, no husband, no kids, no... hey, I do read a looot of novels, sadly 99% of my old classmates were not into anime stuff...
You have a sad fate my friend... I guess I should not bother you too much then, As I wanted to ask of you to reveal a bit of your dark past(AN EPIC FAIL), But I won't now...
An epic fail huh? I will tell you what an epic fail is: Brag to your entire class that you can do the project alone with no help needed Succeed and finish the project alone at home with no help Pass the next few weeks before the mini project's presentation confident and say that yours is the best while others are still seeking help Before the day of the presentation, check everything whether it works or not Come the next day with a puffed chest and look all confident and proud Open computer and the emulation software to show the virtual network and the work to the professor and everyone Everyone is sad because they are not confident enough in their works (some are) but everyone remembers your bragging so they are looking at you with eyes full of expectations Satart the emulation Nothing works for some reason Pass some minutes trying to troubleshoot the problem but with no avail Look at the disappointed expressions on everyones faces Scream inwardly in shame
I originally wanted to say something like 'most people I talk to in RL are like 20cm taller than me', but then I read this. You're like, almost 2 inches shorter than me!
I feel you sister or brother... I totally know how that feels, The part about bragging especially, Sometimes I love to say such things to my best friend too and then it never ends the good way(oT-T)尸