Discussion Ever bit (mutilated) your lips while eating?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lazriser, Mar 5, 2019.

  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2016
    Messages:
    8,258
    Likes Received:
    6,254
    Reading List:
    Link
    Fuck me lunch. I bloody made my lips sour and painful again. Now an internal bleeding and slight mutilation ruined me meal. Taste like blood, smells like rust. Fuck me laughing at incestuous joke about gibberish Google translation. Fuck! Now I have to spend weeks all over again to get this heal. I still have my previous marks in my mouth, with scraped taste buds and crushed gums on them deeper jaws. Aye, it fuck'en hurts!:blob_coughblood:

    What of you? Ever bit (or worse) to your own gums, lips, or tongue where blood gushes or squeezes out?
     
    otaku31 likes this.
  2. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Messages:
    6,603
    Likes Received:
    26,146
    Reading List:
    Link
    Biting lips? No. But I hv bitten my tongue and inside of the cheeks/mouth plenty of times. Hurts like hell, esp. when eating. Also, scraped gums while brushing.
     
    Blitz, SoulZer0, AkunDami and 6 others like this.
  3. Jarrow

    Jarrow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2015
    Messages:
    1,226
    Likes Received:
    990
    Reading List:
    Link
    Slow down and stop inhaling your food. : 0

    (Been there, done that, got the scars that scared my dentist : )
     
  4. macy2

    macy2 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2018
    Messages:
    84
    Likes Received:
    120
    Reading List:
    Link
    May I ask what happened exactly to your lips and mouth? Your description does not make it seem like a minor wound.
     
  5. Siceraria

    Siceraria Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2016
    Messages:
    1,133
    Likes Received:
    3,346
    Reading List:
    Link
    I remember a lot of times when I ate something spicy or sour after biting my lips but food has no sin.... except pineapple pizza.
    Because it is wrong to put sweet things on a savory pizza.
    (Also, pineapple makes my tongue itch like no tomorrow)


    OP, maybe you need to have your mouth checked?

    maid dragon really looks like reality mouth check.PNG
     
    Silver Snake likes this.
  6. raitei

    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2017
    Messages:
    678
    Likes Received:
    989
    Reading List:
    Link
    Yeah, and it's quite often than I'd prefer to.
    Although I never got to the point I'd instantly speaks in a Scottish accent tho. That'd be interesting, honestly. not the fucking pain obviously
     
  7. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2016
    Messages:
    8,258
    Likes Received:
    6,254
    Reading List:
    Link
    Same, excluding with the scraped gums while brushing. Damn, how do you brush to the point you scraped your gums?
    I have the habit of contracting muscles like a snake, so my inner cheeks always tend to be chewed alongside the food, if I'm not careful.

    Been there, done that. Resulted in noodles from mouth flew out from nostrils. Choked hard, gasped, and gagged until soup windpipe was cleared.
     
    raitei and otaku31 like this.
  8. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2016
    Messages:
    5,571
    Likes Received:
    5,494
    Reading List:
    Link
    I bit my lip at the same spot until it has a permanent bulge, which I will bite if I am not careful. It is a vicious cycle.
     
    otaku31 likes this.
  9. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2017
    Messages:
    1,736
    Likes Received:
    1,344
    Reading List:
    Link
    Ive kicked a baby that was eating....does that count?
     
  10. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2016
    Messages:
    8,258
    Likes Received:
    6,254
    Reading List:
    Link
    I feel your pain, comrade.:blobpensive:
    Oh, I see...:blobneutral: Wait, what the fuck?:blobwoah: What the fuck?:blobfearful: Why the fuck?:blobastonished: Like why the fuck, did you kick a baby while the baby is eating?:notlikeblob:
     
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2019
  11. Jaikteis

    Jaikteis 【Box-Lunch Connoisseur】

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2017
    Messages:
    244
    Likes Received:
    193
    Reading List:
    Link
    Yes, but also sometimes the type of food causes damage too or even something that I should have let cool down would have saved me some trouble. Regarding food, I am reminded of this clip:
     
  12. AerynW

    AerynW Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2018
    Messages:
    252
    Likes Received:
    389
    Reading List:
    Link
    Me: *Bites the side of my cheek as I eat* Ow!
    Mom: YEET HAY
     
  13. Asdq

    Asdq RSS FEED SECT! I WANT YOU FOR THE RSS ARMY!

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2017
    Messages:
    756
    Likes Received:
    410
    Reading List:
    Link
    I'm bitting my lips, and my mouth right now. By the way, do you don't like the taste of blood, even your own blood? The only problem here is eat acidic things but even this is good.
     
  14. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

    Joined:
    May 28, 2018
    Messages:
    2,160
    Likes Received:
    5,586
    Reading List:
    Link
    Been there, done that. especially when the interior of my mouth is swollen due to eating heaty food.

    Especially sucks for my cousin since he has sharp teeth
     
  15. devilsun

    devilsun Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2016
    Messages:
    95
    Likes Received:
    15
    Reading List:
    Link
    I've bitten inside of my right cheek repeatedly in one sitting (eating popcorn while watching a movie in a cinema ) . That happened because i tried to avoid one big ass ulcer in left lips ( 2 1/2 ulcers combined no joke ) , and tongue .