Discussion Every time a cat licks you-

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mount Tai Unleashed, May 20, 2019.

  1. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    Just remember that you're probably getting cat ass licked onto you.
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    I am tempted to search on the internet Animals That Lick Their Anus (or butt) but I'm scared to look at the results. O.O
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Cats ass > humans, it's a fact.

    Plus, every time you flush the toilet, the shit particles spread all over the bathroom including into your toothbrush and etc.
     
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    Not surprised that cats r ass-lickers. :blobtongue:

    *runs away to avoid getting mobbed by cat worshippers*
     
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  8. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    HAH! My bathroom is in a separate room with the shower. But I remember watching a british show that said the same thing.
     
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    Someone needs to find that tape :blobsnow:
     
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  10. vlue

    vlue Jaded Isekai-Reader

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    Don't forget, some of them eat insects or even rats.
     
  11. Viator

    Viator [Cult of Pyoo: Pyoo's Oak Tree]

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    Did you know there is often fecal matter that makes its way onto household toothbrushes just by commonly being in close proximity to where we humans do our business, and wash our hands? The micro-world can be scary.

    Can't blame the cat though. It's not like they can use toilet paper. And you ever have that itchy feeling when you haven't wiped completely? Lots of animals lick themselves.
     
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    Master [Old Pervert] [Grandmaster]

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    Humans lick ass as well.

    Be careful next someone kisses your cheek. It's basically an ass on your face
     
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    ...........Most of them already become pizza eater by now:blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn:
     
  14. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Frankly, Ai-chan thinks this would only be a problem if the cat also licked your ass.
     
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    i hate cats
     
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    I thought it was lasagna that cats liked?
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  17. FranckOA

    FranckOA Killer Klown From Outer Space

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    By the way dogs do the same (like a lot of other animals), and rabbits eat their poo...
     
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    hypercylon22 Actually a Burrito

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    Good thing I flush with my fatass on the toilet.
     
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    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    there is also the fact the cat's tongue has thorns evolved to tear meat from bone.
     
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  20. justmehere

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    So you put your toothbrush on your toiletbowl?

    #whatelse?