Did the title make sense? Anyways, hoping that you all understood the point. Here's what i want to say. So my brother took me to help him buy shoes and this is how i felt there. We siblings went to a shop, he picked a piar he liked, but when he tried, they came out tight and made his face not so bright. i said- dont worry its okay, There are hundreds of items here, Then i cursed myself for saying that shit because then he tested every item there.
I looked at the shoes... The shoes looked at me... I looked at the price... The price looked at me... We have looked into each others... then there was a sad farewell...!
Hunger beckons, Internet answers. Press of a button, shuffle of feet. Now I feed, on a sheet of meat.
Went out today, came back at night Opened the drawer, but there were no sugar Went to grab other spices, but found out there weren't any spice Too lazy to go out, but stomach started to roar Went to the shop, but the shop was closed Went to the store, but the store was out(of spices) The spices I find, the spices I seek. Looked up to Heaven, and cursed the Gods Went out with some efforts, but came back with no effort The next day came, with the same results I hate shopping, along with everything Should have ordered the food, I was just an idiot Lesson learned, lesson forgotten Another day came, and repeating the same
I entered the shopping mall, and it did not even take five seconds! For me to say: Get out of this hall escape the wretched talons! But I could not ran away, as a magical force made me stay. The list flew and blocked my way, I could only kneel and pray! Oh, The Greatest Novel Author! Have mercy on this tiny humble reader! Please let me survive this Mordor! And return to suck your works like a leecher! As the tiny humble me finished my last sentence, a blinding light enveloped the pathetic me. I could feel plot armour envelop my very essence. The Divine Author was here to help me. And so I stood on my feet! I prepared my Plot Skills! And I marched into the battle heat! I went straight for the kill!
(Bunnies=Women, if you cant get the implied meaning) Do you like hopping? Because that is how I feel about shopping Never hop with the bunny It will not even be funny Between red and white what is better Tell me oh dear,mbetween red and white what is better, Dare I said white after some thought looked right In reply of which she just wanted a fight, or do it right Red I said this time with more thoght that looked right what red, this is miralinda color, you might as well take flight Thank God for he had mercy, I shall bail What bail? You are shameless enough to show tail? But God as witness, you told me bail, Go die then I tell, die why you not now? If it was in my hand, die I would rather (The above is just a piece of fiction, but it represents my experience with shopping and women, each is vicious, not good to have threesome here)
she comes from japan with a huge price like a rising sun she comes from japan with a ship that make titanic scene for my wallet she comes from japan with a yearly journey to finally reach here