It was a dark night and fast winds were blowing in the thunderstorm causing a frightening yet eerie atmosphere. Princess Kito was in a dark alleyway, huddled in a corner, crying profusely with one arm over her face while she bent down. Her other arm was bleeding heavily and barely hanging off her torso. A man shrouded in a black cloak was slowly approaching, inching closer and closer with a moderately sized spoon in his hand, the spoon was made out of silver and the edges were abnormally sharp with razor edges. Princess Kito shrieked when the man was only ten feet away. "You!...YOU!!! W-w-why? Why are you doing this to me?" Teardrops could be seen flowing down their cheeks. The man cackled profusely and a toothy grin could be seen under that dark shadowy hood. "Well you see..." The man stopped for a moment before continuing, "You have pretty eyes," the man said while crooking his head to the side. "Wh-what?" The man said nothing more before lifting Princess Kito off the ground by her neck and started scooping away her eyes with the spoon. "AAAAAAAHHHHhhh" Princess Kito screamed. Their cries continued for 30 seconds before turning into a whimper and stopped permanently. Finished with his work, the man let out a soft whisper "Beautiful eyes indeed," with a soft smile on his face followed by a cackle before turning around and disappearing into the night. End. This took 20 minutes to write, you better appreciate it.
Cause it's funny man. I was thinking of doing something comedic like that but thought I'd just write something I like.