Hmmmm how should I kill you? *pretends to ruminate but already know the answer* Oh! How about I kill you using a truck to destroy your ties with your beloved fam and friends and gf/bf (if you have one). Then I shall throw you in a peaceful world filled with love and joy and such, while only you suffer. You'll be crippled from birth and blind. I'll leave you with the ability to hear so you can listen to all the fun ppl around you are having. Anddddd you'll be suffering from a lung disease where you are always gasping for air. You live like this for a few long, excruciating yrs before you submit to death in an empty, desolated room. *inserts FATALITY somewhere around here*
*tells him @God is banned and @NUF is ruled over by @Satan* *watches as he cries in despair* *pat pat* *stab stab* Fatality.
*mentions that Earth is the real hell, which makes "Hell" obsolete* *Hell experiences economic crash* *workers in Hell get laid off, including @brasca123 * *watches as @brasca123 cries in despair* *pat pat* *stab stab* Fatality.
*@AnAngryLinguist brings popcorn to the thread.* *@AnAngryLinguist chokes on popcorn and dies.* *haunts and kills @Acerleaf for bringing @AnAngryLinguist to the thread.* FATALITY
*through the immense and sheer willpower of your soul, you come back to life.* *a total of 0.0000006 seconds later, @brasca123 crashes through the wall* *drags you back to hell* Fatality~
Grandpa wouldn't remove my post... *pouts* *calls you a meanie* *you enter depression* *you suicide* Fatality.
* @Acerleaf goes to Hell after dying* *sneaks into @brasca123 's office* *puts whoopie cushion on seat* ... * @brasca123 goes to work* *sits on seat* *fart sounds ensue* * @brasca123 dies of embarrassment* ~Fatality Spoiler: Whoopie
Acerleaf 20 years later remembers how cruel he was to brasca123 builds a time machine to go back and stop himself *enters time machine goes back in time* * @Acerleaf goes to Hell after dying* *sneaks into @brasca123 's office* *puts whoopie cushion on seat* *@Acerleaf future apears behind Acerleaf past with a loud noise* Spinning around Acerleaf past says who are you? Acerleaf future says I'm you from the future and you can't do this we have always regretted becoming as evil as brasca123 we are better then this! Argument continues for hours * @brasca123 goes to work* brasca123 seeing two souls arguing in her office devours their souls. *sits on seat* *fart sounds ensue* * @brasca123 dies of embarrassment* Fatality
Hmmm... So I'm supposed to kill you? You are walking on a street when you trip. You fall into a conveniently placed garbage can. As you struggle to get out, the garbage van comes to collect the garbage. Stinking of trash from head to toe, you find yourself being brought to an incinerator. *Insert dramatic scene where you make your escape*... AND FAIL! ~FATALITY~ Sorry. I'm just really bored.
* @Acerleaf and this person are walking up a mountain* *they get near the top* *at the top, @Acerleaf pushes other person off* *she falls, hitting multiple rocks and cliffs 231312 times on the way down* *SPLAT* *name becomes @Fallen231312* ~Fatality~