Fated Food Matchup: Lovelybutter × DarkChocolateMilkshake

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Orris, Sep 26, 2022.

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Can Butter × Milkshake Find a Sweet Ending?

Poll closed Oct 6, 2022.
  1. Sweet End! (´▽`ʃ ♥ ƪ)

    55.6%
  2. Bitter Parting... (TヘT) </3

    44.4%
  1. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    A stick of refrigerated butter is vying for the attention of a nearby dark chocolate milkshake, but are these two truly compatible? Can this potential union shake things up?

    Is there a way to use butter to introduce a little more flavor into the life of a milkshake? Is this milkshake even willing sweeten this deal, or will we witness an inevitable bittersweet ending?


    A cursory glance of both ( ~ ̄ ω  ̄ )~✧
    • @Lovelybutter
      • Gender: Male
      • Occupation: Underworld
      • Age: 14 days old
      • May or may not be Probably demonically possessed or part-demon
      • Claims to be poor (nuffies)
    ∾⋅⋅∾⋅⋅∾⋅⋅∾⋅⋅∾​
    • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
      • Gender: Female
      • Occupation: Aspiring OnlyCans Trainee
      • Age: 1 day old
      • Prefers to be hot instead of cold
      • Magically made daily... magically *coughs*

    Leave your comments below~ Perhaps we can only find out in 10 days time.
     
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  2. Issis

    Issis 'Feeling is a Gift and a Curse'

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    One-sided love
    :blobpopcorn_cool:
     
  3. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Interracial relationship white butter x dark chocolate milkshake. Will age like the milk which is innate to them both. :blobspearpeek:
     
  4. DarkChocolateMilkshake

    DarkChocolateMilkshake | She brings me back to life | ⚤

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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    As you should be. Anyone would be horrified if his milkshake suddenly started talking.
     
  6. MsEliteNEET

    MsEliteNEET Neener Neener

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    It says on Dark Chocolate's milkshake that she's from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Do the umpaloompas know about this? I bet Wonka would prefer that she date someone more, uh, orange.
     
  7. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    I know i wrote it into a pun but i really dont know if people would want to put butter into a chocolate milkshake. Is there an actual recipe that combines butter and dark chocolate into a milkshake? :hmm::hmm:

    :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:

    *nods* I see~ butter is a pale yellow and lovelybutter is probably even paler after being left in a pitch-black fridge.

    If he got a heat treatment maybe it'll give him a leg up on the competition? Dark Chocolate milkshake is a pretty hot commodity rn~
     
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    Athy910 Well-Known Member

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    if u could also add peanut then maybe
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  9. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    *thinks* hmm indeed but they only share the word butter in their names and i dont know if Lovelybutter is capable of changing their base from milk to peanuts.

    peanut butter has to carefully control their sugar levels since D.C.M. prides herself in being mostly bitter and mildly sweet or theyll have to reach a compromise
     
  10. Meloonseed

    Meloonseed sobble

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    hahaha the results :blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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  11. Lovelybutter

    Lovelybutter Well-Known Member

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    Why is it bitter parting?…..*sa..d*
     
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  12. DarkChocolateMilkshake

    DarkChocolateMilkshake | She brings me back to life | ⚤

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    :blob_patpat:
     
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  13. LeniSnow

    LeniSnow A snow who feels cold

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    Butter and chocolate goes well together, they emulsify nicely and with the ingredients of milkshakes it'll be a marriage of flavours.

    You can make a chocolate ganache with the two decorate the rim of our glass, use the same ganache and shake with dark chocolate ice cream or vanilla and your milk(well, I don't mean your milk milk, but I guess whichever you can grab best, you may as well make butter).

    Maybe if you're interested in a threesome then add rum for a butter rum spiced hot milkshake, you're sure that this drink will be thick and hot.

    You may also make a burnt butter caramel and on top of your dark chocolate milkshake add whipped cream and drizzle with that sweet butter gooey goodness.
     
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  14. DarkChocolateMilkshake

    DarkChocolateMilkshake | She brings me back to life | ⚤

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    *nod nods*
     
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  15. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    *nods* I see, looks like the poll is tied between yes/no after a day of deliberation

    *nods* I see, that does increase confidence in a stable pairing
    There seems to be a chance for you @Lovelybutter after all! :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:
     
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  16. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    Update on the thread ig? *thinks*

    :hmm::hmm: A good end just a vote ahead
    what a shaky situation, but it was far better than in the past~

    *thinks* maybe 10 days is too long for a poll, ill shorten it next time :blobpats::blobpats::blobpats:
     
  17. MsEliteNEET

    MsEliteNEET Neener Neener

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    "But what would their children look like?"-- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    "Yeah, what would they look like? Not that it matters, or anything."-- Oprah :whistle::whistle::whistle:
     
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  18. SkySolluna

    SkySolluna Well-Known Member

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    Making an ice cream?
     
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  19. Orris

    Orris Song of Impulse

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    :hmm: maybe? I originally thought about modifying a dark chocolate milkshake by adding butter but it could go a different way ig

    The vote leans comfortably towards a Sweet End!
    But what could DarkChocolateMilkshake possibly mean by "eternal slumber?" *shock*
     
  20. SkySolluna

    SkySolluna Well-Known Member

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    That's easy as 1 2 3.
    1 dark chocolate - dark = evil + chocolate= love with evil tots
    2 milk - emulsion
    3 shake - tremble
    So it a love(chocolate) that mixed(milk)with evil(dark) tots but can't help it(shake) so it becomes eternal slumber bcos it's better to keep quiet and just keep it inside you...
     
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