Faulty pickup lines

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  1. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    I was a bit mean in college. When a female friend wore shorts or had some thigh exposing outfit... I would ask: "Do you run?" and glance at her legs with a curious look.

    If she answers no, i would say: "You should."

    If she is flattered and says yes, I would say: "Run some more."

    Afterwards... Bask in the outrage.

    Anyone have other faulty pickup lines?
     
    Glaurung, May 14, 2016
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  2. Little Dragon

    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    You just sound like an a**hole.
     
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  3. ephemeral

    ephemeral sometimes i'm here

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    If you were a booger I would pick you first. (Where do boogers go after you pick them..)
     
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  4. babbo3d

    babbo3d Well-Known Member

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    I think you need to reexamine the meaning of pick up line because that isn't it.
    Mime is "did it hurt when you fell down from heaven, because it looks like a you landed on your face".
     
    babbo3d, May 14, 2016
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  5. tehrealone

    tehrealone 『Lurker』

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    If said female friend is unknown or not well known then yes.

    Otherwise its all categorized under friendly banter.
    Of course, ensure that said female friend isn't actually that self-conscious of what you say
     
    tehrealone, May 14, 2016
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  6. Little Dragon

    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    It's best to just avoid such comments in general.
     
    Little Dragon, May 14, 2016
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  7. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    I'm guessing you didn't get girlfriend
     
    EvilMc, May 14, 2016
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    *Walks up to a girl*

    "If you were a-"

    *girl walks away*

    "-..."
     
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  9. Reginald Twistleton

    Reginald Twistleton [Lord of Rhymes][Fresh King of NUF]

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    HEHE...amateurs...THE MASTER IS HERE
     
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  10. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    "Wanna watch Netflix and chill?"
     
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    I thought all pickup lines were faulty.
     
    asdfghjkl, May 14, 2016
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  12. Azusky

    Azusky Gazing At Moonlight | 50 Shades of Blue

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    Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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    + swift wink, 10/10 IGN works every time
     
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  13. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    which part is the clincher? can't say this is a pick up line, this is more like one of a roundabout way to call someone fat.
     
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  14. NoxDobber

    NoxDobber 『Resident Dark God』

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    You didnt get a girlfriend did you?
     
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    Anon Ymous Well-Known Member

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    gahahaha
     
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  16. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    Your pic says it all~ XD
    They say picture weight a thousand words..
     
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  17. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    Actually married the first girl i couldn't say those lines to.

    My other line was: "you have beautiful eyelashes", then follow-up as she processes the line with: "but mine are better". My bestfriend is someone I couldn't say that line to. And she looks like a loli. 30+ but still looks 12.
     
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket cus i can see myself in your pants ;)
     
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    Jin Mori Absentee MC

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    All the girls at my school keep away from me because of my overpowering sexiness.

    Atleast, I'm pretty sure that's why they avoid me.
     
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  20. Reginald Twistleton

    Reginald Twistleton [Lord of Rhymes][Fresh King of NUF]

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    THAT WAS A DARE...Besides you are one to speak...
     
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