Faulty pickup lines

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  1. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    And please... The topic clearly said FAULTY PICKUP LINES. Clearly only to be said to friends or friends of friends to make them cringe.

    Like... "I didn't know you hid your talent in singing... Keep it hidden."
     
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  2. Vyren

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    1.Drop a piece of paper in front of a girl
    2. Pick it up and show her that there's a straight line on the paper
    3. Ask if she liked your pick-up line
    4. Get laid
     
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  3. CloudySkySadMoon

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    How about I give you better avi?
     
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    There was this one time I called my friend "Daddy" for a whole week. He didn't like that.
    Apparently being called daddy by a mean looking, hairy, 6'1 tall man doesn't sound all that appealing to some.
     
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    .... Awsome

    Faulty ... Hmmm

    Dont have one !!
     
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  7. Reginald Twistleton

    Reginald Twistleton [Lord of Rhymes][Fresh King of NUF]

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    You gonna have to talk it up with @ABMAINA but i am game..
     
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  8. Glaurung

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    Actually, the lines kinda work. The outrage the girls felt kinda makes them remember you- and they try to prove you wrong or wonder why you aren't captivated by them. Only works with pretty girls.

    Disclaimer: I do not say those lines to girls who have issues with their legs.
     
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    he ain't here so go back? unless if you like that pict
     
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  10. lygarx

    lygarx Lazy Translator

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    That is more like a burn than a pick up line. If picking someone up was the purpose, it was such a complete fail that it seems almost intentional.
     
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    Yo girl, are you a 0% APR loan? Cuz I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest ;)
     
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  12. Glaurung

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    To be said to close friends only who know your nature...

    "Ugh... That's an ugly shirt!"

    "Take it off..."

    Outrage and you look like a leecher... Only say that to friends you know will be flattered- preferrably in public.
     
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    Girl's is pretty sensitive about their legs .. Try avoiding making comment about it
     
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    ^O^~b
     
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    "Your hair looks really good"
    "Aww, thank you"
    "It really amazes me how good your pet possum can play dead while on your head"
    "..."
     
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    You are so beautiful try covering you face to make it pefect :rolleyes:
     
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  18. Glaurung

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    It's a slow burn. After some time- they'd actually go out with you because you didn't immediately show interest.

    -why doesn't he like me?
    -now he wants to go out?
    -i'm curious...

    Kinda goes like that. Not 100% effective, but around 60-70. Some would hate your guts though... For a few days, then forget about it. It's not like you make an enemy for life if it fails. It's friendly banter between friends.

    There was actually a shampoo ad that i ripped off.

    It goes: "gee your hair smells terrific."

    In public, I would go: "gee, your hair smells..."

    Disclaimer: but not if it really smells bad.

    Hit vanity, not insecurity.
     
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    * walks up to girl*
    "What's the word of the day"
    "what?"
    "legs... spread the word"
    *gets laid* 10/10
     
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    Does this line make someone a pervert or a crossdresser.
     
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