Fetish... I mean Joke thread

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Cat's or Dog's

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  1. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    Post jokes
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  2. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    A politician got convicted of fraud. Will still receive his pension that will add up to almost 4 million.

    The punchline, it's a true story.

    Sadly, I got a laugh out of that.


    Also I don't know where it came from but:

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
     
    sal880612m, Dec 7, 2015
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  4. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Your thread tags.
    Anything I'd want to post probably isn't appropriate for this forum anyway.
     
    Aicila, Dec 7, 2015
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    Evilnemesis7 Well-Known Member

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    Expert shitposter, you are!
     
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    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
     
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  7. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    For some reason I find Doug Stanhope
    Incredibly funny
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    tocos10, Dec 7, 2015
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  8. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    You know I'm pretty sure I've never add a single tag to a thread.
     
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  9. tocos10

    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    What should i tag it as then...
     
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    I had a boomerang joke, but I forgot it.
    Oh well, it'll come back to me.
     
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    Any color besides blue.
     
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    Aicila Huh?

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    "aicilaxi is mean sometimes" looks like you're off to a good start. I actually have no idea I think tags are pretty much irrelevant for threads like this.
     
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  13. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    ... there are two ways to look at marriage. Using the government as a basis it is a recognition of a pairing that is meant to govern the parties involved in the case of their inevitable separation. The other way is an affirmation of your commitment to a single person that needs no recognition aside from the two people involved and God if you believe in him.
     
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  14. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
     
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    yeah but hes a comedian he says stuff that is ...
     
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  16. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    As a comedy he should try to say stuff that is funny. He failed.
     
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  17. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
     
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    tocos10 Even more then the greatest Poster

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    His stuff you cant just take a quote you need to be there for it.
     
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    - Hey dude, what are you doing with that dynamite and blocks?
    - Going win a "BlockBuster" prize.
     
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    you know what happens to the trees that misbehave? they get grounded....
     
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